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« on: January 28, 2019, 10:53:42 PM »
You are going be bitten and turned into either a werewolf like in the howling,  or a vampire like in "interview with the vampire".


So basically you'll still have your mind and personality,  even in werewolf form.

Which do you choose?
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« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2019, 10:57:21 PM »
Easy. Werewolf, so I don't have to be immortal.
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« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2019, 11:21:59 PM »
Werewolf.....
I'd have an excuse, and I'd use it! >:)
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« Reply #3 on: January 29, 2019, 12:22:25 AM »
I find immortality appealing, but Anne Rice's vampires are WAAAAYYY too whiny for my taste.
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« Reply #4 on: January 29, 2019, 10:15:41 AM »
Take a wild guess.  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2019, 11:50:57 AM »
Changing into a werewolf seems to be a painful ordeal each time. Bones cracking, stretching, screaming, crawling on the ground etc. Plus you need a new set of clothing (rrrrrrrips) every month. And the "fun" of being a werewolf lasts what, a couple of hours before you wake up nude who knows where.

Vampire it is.
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2019, 02:14:05 PM »
How about a vampiric werewolf?

And randomly, what happens if a werewolf bites a wolf? Does it turn into a human every full moon?
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« Reply #7 on: January 29, 2019, 04:53:31 PM »
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 29, 2019, 10:15:41 AM
Take a wild guess.  Wink

Just try not to beavampire with a bullet hole in his head like your current avatar.
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« Reply #8 on: January 29, 2019, 06:28:26 PM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on January 29, 2019, 04:53:31 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 29, 2019, 10:15:41 AM
Take a wild guess.  Wink

Just try not to beavampire with a bullet hole in his head like your current avatar.

Hey- I'm a still a pretty snappy clothes rack! Though I have to have me girlfreind here cut my hair- mirrors, ya know.
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« Reply #9 on: January 29, 2019, 07:57:09 PM »
Werewolf

that way  I can still enjoy Italian food.
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« Reply #10 on: January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM »
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....
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« Reply #11 on: January 31, 2019, 09:05:43 AM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....

Someone needs to make HILLBILLY VAMPIRES.
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« Reply #12 on: January 31, 2019, 09:07:25 AM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2019, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....


Someone needs to make HILLBILLY VAMPIRES.


Does this one count?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3992800/
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« Reply #13 on: January 31, 2019, 02:36:28 PM »
Quote from: Dark Alex on January 31, 2019, 09:07:25 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 31, 2019, 09:05:43 AM
Quote from: LilCerberus on January 31, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
What if you ran into a hillbilly vampire.....

And he only had one fang, just one, on one side of his mouth, because the other would've rotted & fell out long before he was turned...

And he, quite naturally, needed your blood, but but wasn't too inclined to take it from you until after he had somehow managed to force a gallon or so of REALLY BAD mountain hooch down your throat....


Someone needs to make HILLBILLY VAMPIRES.


Does this one count?  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3992800/


 Hatred *&%$#@!  Hatred
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« Reply #14 on: January 31, 2019, 03:12:33 PM »
But...don't werewolves become vampires if not properly buried?

If I get to keep my mind, I'll go with werewolf; drinking blood sounds distasteful.
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