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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2019, 11:34:11 PM »

Werewolf, because I could clean my teeth just by eating a dog biscuit.
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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2019, 10:04:55 AM »

If I get to keep my mind, I'll go with werewolf; drinking blood sounds distasteful.

Well, werewolves eat raw bloody human meat which doesn't sound very appetizing either  Wink
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« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2019, 09:28:40 PM »

Vampire, no question. I am so not into body hair, and being hairy every fool moon like a lycanthrope? Nah. Plus I'm already pale, so if I was a vampire I'd have the right makeup already on hand.

Soap box moment: It used to bug me that in the mythology on Buffy, vampires were not the original person, but a demon which filled the void in the body left after the victim's soul departed. The new vampires had the personality and memories of the person they replaced, but they were not the original individual. (Sort of like a Star Trek transporter.)
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2019, 06:47:12 AM »

Let's see how would those pickup lines go?

Vampire @ Goth club:
Vampire: "Hey, how about I take you home rip out your throat and drink you life essence as you slowly fade away to darkness?"
Goth Chick: "Now, let's do it now!"

Werewolf @ ... Dog Park(?):
Werewolf: "Hey, how about I take you home get all hairy and hump your leg?"
Soccer Mom: *Removes pepper spray from purse* "I'm calling the police."

Yeah, vampire wins.
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