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Svengoolie 3
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« on: February 09, 2019, 01:19:38 AM »

On another board someone made a post involving fried spam.  I said "Spam.  Don't knock it until you've fried it. "

Don't  knock it until you've fried it.... Hmmmmm

Ok I totally corrupted an old saying. And did a funny job of it.

What old sayings can you corrupt?
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« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2019, 01:58:21 PM »

Labour isn't twerking.
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« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2019, 09:20:00 PM »

When in Rome, the guilty dog gathers no moss!!
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« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2019, 03:55:30 AM »

When in doubt: get the heck out!  TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2019, 04:07:48 AM »

Don't sell a man's shorts.
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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2019, 04:08:40 AM »

When in Rome,  do as the goths do.
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« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2019, 04:09:26 AM »

Rome wasn't sacked in a day.
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2019, 03:38:25 PM »

A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it has no hands.

A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it's a 24 hr clock.

A broken clock is right twice a day...unless it includes a calendar function.

Repeat a lie often enough &  ...everyone will call you an idiot.
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« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2019, 05:50:53 PM »

If at first you don't succeed, do as Romans do!
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« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2019, 10:28:09 PM »

If life gives you lemons, then you're probably going to have to start looking for another job soon.
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« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2019, 10:30:09 PM »

If a tree falls in a forest, then what did it fall out?
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2019, 03:01:41 PM »

Don't count your turkeys before they're patched.
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« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2019, 08:37:09 PM »

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then you might wanna lay off the stuff for a bit....
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« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2019, 10:12:24 PM »

Don't look a gift horse in the butt, or you'll get kicked.
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« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2019, 06:09:06 AM »

Don't carry all your eggs in one basket. Get someone else to carry them for you instead.
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