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B-Movie Kraken

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"Charlie,we're in HELL!"-"yeah,ain't it groovy?!"

« Reply #1170 on: April 04, 2021, 02:18:35 PM »

Guy gets ID'd at a liquor store.
Counter guy says what's your birthday?
The customer says August 20th.
"No- what year?"
"Every year."

"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
Bad Movie Lover

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« Reply #1171 on: April 08, 2021, 10:38:04 AM »

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« Reply #1172 on: April 13, 2021, 11:08:13 PM »

*knock knock*

Who's there?

Phillip Glass.

Phillip Glass who?

*knock Knock*

Who's there?

Phillip Glass

Phillip Glass who?

(it does help if you know Phillip Glass's music)

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