As fear of "religious persecution" rises the Vatican today announced plans for a new generation of armed, mobile, armored churches able to defend themselves in possible upcoming religious wars between various faiths such as islam, Scientology, etc.
"Our new cathedrals, they're a gonna be a thousand feet high! " vowed cardinal Frankenstino, talking about the upcoming houses of worship. "We're gonna arm them heavily, to defend themselves and their congregations from persecution. Plus they're gonna be self propelled, able to walk and carry the worda God to remote areas where the faithful might not have access to transportation. "
He displayed a scale model of one of the vaticans planned force of 21st century cathedrals for newsmen. See below.
It was also announced that Saudi Arabia and Iran were both working on mosques of similar design. When asked where the new generation mosques would hold their first services, mullahs from both Iran and Saudi Arabia replied "Allah willing, the center of Tel Aviv. "