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Trevor
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« on: May 06, 2019, 06:27:42 AM »

I am so not looking forward to this film which shows what happens to John Connor's slightly used tighty whities when they land up in Pretoria, South Africa.  Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2019, 01:11:52 PM »

I disagree.  John Connor's unmentionables are really the only question that I feel still needed answering after the previous entries.  I was definitely not on board when I heard they were doing another sequel, but then they announced that it was going to focus so heavily on his undies, I already jumped in line.  It's going to be a long year and a half sitting on the pavement outside the cinema, but I don't wanna take any chance that his underwear might be spoiled for me...
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« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2019, 10:29:45 PM »

If they we're going to do a movie about undies I wish it had been about Linda hamilton's pa ties circa 1980's....


Yes I am a sexist pig.  TeddyR
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2019, 01:54:51 AM »

Trevor, this is hands down one of the strangest movies I've ever heard of. With hand on tool, I swear it's nuts. Nuts. Don't try to palm me off with potential box office ratings, this is just balls and you know it. John Connor's underpants can never get full frontal focus because the time machine won't send through clothes. Sure, you can try to root around in the sac for some budgie smugglers, but that's gonna just vanish in a crack when the time machine starts.  TeddyR
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« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2019, 02:19:27 PM »

But, Trevor's undepants are so much smarter. Think of all the parts they can play if a film was made of them.

appetite suppressant and/or stimulant -- both a baldness and an excessive hairliness cure -- bulletproof undies -- gas mask -- insecticide -- oil filter -- paint and wax stripper -- pest exterminator -- plant fertilizer -- remover of rust and grease -- shark repellent -- water purifier -- weed killer -- and most importantly makeup and cold cream remover.

So, accept no substitutes.

Cast the one . . . the only . . . the original . . .

Trevor's (Used Too) Underwear or TUTU for short.
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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2019, 04:16:00 PM »

Trevor, this is hands down one of the strangest movies I've ever heard of. With hand on tool, I swear it's nuts. Nuts. Don't try to palm me off with potential box office ratings, this is just balls and you know it. John Connor's underpants can never get full frontal focus because the time machine won't send through clothes. Sure, you can try to root around in the sac for some budgie smugglers, but that's gonna just vanish in a crack when the time machine starts.  TeddyR

ehehuheh... you said 'but'.
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« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2019, 09:09:45 PM »

Saw the trailer for the new one when I saw Rocketman with Dad. It looked really bad. Then when the title turned out to be "Terminator: Dark Fate" I had to cover my mouth so I didn't burst out laughing in the theater.
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