bad movies with misleading titles....

zombie no.one · May 28, 2019, 08:12:52 AM

MASSACRE IN DINOSAUR VALLEY (1985)

if there's one thing you'd expect this movie to have, it would probably be dinosaurs... but no. there's no dinosaurs.

RCMerchant · May 28, 2019, 08:54:05 AM

FRANKENSTEIN'S BLOODY TERROR- There's a werewolf, there's vampires, but no Frankenstien monster or mad doctors in sight.

Trevor · May 28, 2019, 09:03:44 AM

Z by Costa-Gavras: no one slept in this movie

Gabriel Knight · May 28, 2019, 09:15:45 AM

Troll 2. You go there expecting some trolls and yet you get goblins. Any self respecting adventurer would be offended by that.

chainsaw midget · May 28, 2019, 09:23:28 AM

In Jessie James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter Jessie James actually met Frankenstein's grandaughter.

Alex · May 28, 2019, 09:30:56 AM

Demon Cop: Has neither a demon, nor a cop. I guess Werewolf Probation Officer just didn't have the same ring to it.

JayJayM12 · May 28, 2019, 10:19:50 AM

Jason Takes Manhattan - most of the movie takes place on a ship, rather than Manhattan. He doesn't so much 'take' Manhattan as he kinda stops by there at the end of the movie to snap a few tourist pics.

Chopping Mall - as much as I love this movie (and, I do), there really is no chopping involved.

pacman000 · May 28, 2019, 01:01:01 PM

The Beast With A Million Eyes

Technically accurate, since it was an ethereal monster which possessed people & animals, but ARC's theaters wanted a monster to appear on screen. So they hired an artist to create one: a puppet with two eyes.

zombie no.one · May 28, 2019, 03:56:41 PM

Quote from: JayJayM12 on May 28, 2019, 10:19:50 AM
Jason Takes Manhattan - most of the movie takes place on a ship, rather than Manhattan. He doesn't so much 'take' Manhattan as he kinda stops by there at the end of the movie to snap a few tourist pics.

I guess THE FINAL CHAPTER and THE FINAL FRIDAY are fairly misleading as well, retrospectively, because neither was the final installment.

Rev. Powell · May 28, 2019, 05:13:46 PM

There are no lasers in LASER MISSION. I'm not even sure if there's a mission.

pacman000 · May 28, 2019, 08:00:28 PM

If I remember right Brandon Lee was in a mission to rescue Ernest Borgnine, who was kidnaped by a bad guy & coerced into building a laser. But it's been a long time.

pacman000 · May 28, 2019, 09:03:24 PM

Piranha, Piranha has no Piranhas.

Alex · May 29, 2019, 12:43:17 AM

The Devil Wears Prada lacks any demonic entities, much to my disappointment.

zombie no.one · May 29, 2019, 01:53:46 AM

iirc the Vipco release of Umberto Lenzi's cannibal flick EATEN ALIVE has all the scenes of cannabalism cut out. making the title completely redundant

Rev. Powell · May 29, 2019, 07:50:45 AM

Quote from: pacman000 on May 28, 2019, 08:00:28 PM
If I remember right Brandon Lee was in a mission to rescue Ernest Borgnine, who was kidnaped by a bad guy & coerced into building a laser. But it's been a long time.

Dude, you're ruining my joke!