Bad movie fans, prepare for a full course gourmet dinner.
This movie touches all the bad movie bases.
Spanish? Yep.
Terrible dubbing? Covered.
Very bad lighting? Sure!
Uneven pace? Most definitely.
Inane and thread bare incoherent plot? Of course!
Budget so low they can't afford blank ammo? Check.
Fake blood that looks like it was taken from a kid's watercolor paint set? It's there.
Laughable monster not seen until the last couple minutes? Need you even ask?
Sonorous exposition in pathetic imitation of Christopher lee's speech? Got it!
Laughable scientific rationale for insane experiment? Mm hmm.
Some moron puts the monster on the cover of the DVD in full view? Naturally!
There isn't a bad movie trope this one misses, well, except for truly excessive gore and a few bare boobs bouncing around. Those might have been improvements tho, so I can't ding it for being a bad movie that misses a couple bad movies tropes that would have made it less of a bad movie, you see.
What passes for the plot seems to involve a scientist who decides to have himself buried alive because science. Hecs supposed to be fed some sort of colored serum thru bottles and hoses, but the experiment goes wrong (how could it have gone right?) and suddenly he has to be fed fresh human corporses which a couple people in black robes and joker masks provide.
Affair. Blah blah. Guys wife died mysteriously in childbirth. Blah blah Police investigate. Blah blah. Betrayed. Blah blah. Monster rises blah blah. Bad guy killed. Blah blah. Monster gunned down by SMGs being shaken to simulate fire despite no blank ammo. Blah blah. Monster dies. Blah blah. Other bad guys exposed. Blah blah. Voice over providing gibberish science rationale for everything blah blah. Scientific notes burned in the only intelligent act in the movie. Blah blah. Guy drives away. Blah blah. Roll"credits".
This is one of the best endorsements for a bad film that I've ever read to date!
