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Svengoolie 3
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« on: August 06, 2019, 07:18:14 AM »

This clip from a fillipino movie called "Zuma, king of the snakes" just slithered into my fb feed.

It was a moral imperative I share it here.

https://www.facebook.com/REC.StopMovies/videos/442415943208697/

Good Ghawd, I think we need to let Dr. Forrester know about this! His quest may finnaly be over!

Btw be sure to get your very own zuma action figure.

https://www.figurerealm.com/customfigure?action=view&id=13753

Since Zuma is steamroller proof and is immune to unarmed mobs maybe we could take advantage of the fact snakes are cold blooded and basically go blob on him, surrounding him with teens wielding CO2 fire extinguishers until he's frozen into immobility and drop him in what's left of the arctic.

Or you know, expose a mongoose to radiation, let it bite someone and wait until Mongooseman (or, more likely today, mopngoosewoman) is ready to whup up on him.
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2019, 08:05:44 AM »

The mighty Zuma returns in "Zuma 2: hell's serpent",  which seems to have had a bit more financial backing than the "please give" bucket left out while they were  filming the original Zuma in public areas.

Zuma shows us his family man side by bringing his son along, who happens to be a dinosaur man, and is sent to kill zuma's daughter,  who apparently disgraced the family by not going evil. You  can tall she's  not evil because she has normal colored skin, is kinda cute except  for the shoilder snakes and her shoulder snakes are small and discreet,  plus she only uses them on bad guys.

A store in the Philippines tbasf used manniquens must have gone out of business and had a fire sale because in one scene a manniquens head is pulled off the body.

https://youtu.be/k8VxKlyykO0
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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2019, 12:40:09 AM »

Where can we find a full version of Zuma???
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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2019, 07:15:13 AM »

Where can we find a full version of Zuma???

I think youtube has them, untranslated, in various levels of what can only jokingly be called quality. Fear not, the plot in these movies is so simple if your IQ is higher than a brick's you should be able t get the gist of it.
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2019, 05:22:20 PM »

I believe most users here are familiar with the term "potato quality" .   

I will look for it on youtube.
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