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Svengoolie 3
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« on: August 30, 2019, 07:46:27 PM »
There are movies so far beyond bad they are in fact horrible and utterly devoid of entertainment value. Or what little entertainment they might offer is so outweighed by the utter horror and agony wag hung them would cause they still end up with less than no entertainment value.

These movies are so wretchedly miserable to watch they should not even be shown to serial killers or insurance  executives.

I hope peolel here haven't  seen them so I can spare them the deep suffering doing so would cause.


"Gay n-gg-rs from outer space. " yes I swear to you this is an actual series of images recorded on film in sequence with a sound track.

The closest thing to a redeeming value this abomination has is its  length or lack thereof given it is Mercifully under 30 minutes long.

"I saw the devil. " If you've ever ached to see a sadistic, evil serial killer murder innocent peolle graphically over and over,  then take a laxitive to make him take a gigantic dump and squish thru the long log of wet,  steaming fresh feces with his fingers this movie's for you!

If you're even remotely related to a decent human being with any sense of disgust or nausea you need to run from this movie as fast as physically possible.

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« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2019, 08:25:55 PM »
Unfortunately, I got suckered by the Galaxy Of Terror three disk set by The Polonia Brothers....
Obviously not the Roger Corman movie.
Dreadfully dull, junior high school league props, sets, monsters, acting & writing.

Supposedly, this Feeders was one of their better movies (And that's not saying much), but I wasn't about to risk it. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/feeders/

So bad, it actually made Manos: the hands of fate entertaining!
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bob
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« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2019, 09:17:15 PM »
Bucky Larson  Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2019, 10:24:27 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on August 30, 2019, 08:25:55 PM
Unfortunately, I got suckered by the Galaxy Of Terror three disk set by The Polonia Brothers....
Obviously not the Roger Corman movie.
Dreadfully dull, junior high school league props, sets, monsters, acting & writing.

Supposedly, this Feeders was one of their better movies (And that's not saying much), but I wasn't about to risk it. http://www.badmovies.org/movies/feeders/

So bad, it actually made Manos: the hands of fate entertaining!


This movie probably made corman's galaxy of terror look like Alien in comparison...
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2019, 10:25:17 PM »
Quote from: bob on August 30, 2019, 09:17:15 PM
Bucky Larson  Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad



I've  heard about this,  good lord it must suck to high heaven...

 Edit after wiki check


Good ghawd it may be the worst non conservative religious propaganda movie I've heard of! It had pauly shore and Adam sandler in it!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_Larson:_Born_to_Be_a_Star
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« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2019, 11:14:40 PM »
THE BLOOD SHED. 

Look up my review; I did my best to warn everyone here of the horror . . .
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« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2019, 11:52:58 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on August 30, 2019, 11:14:40 PM
THE BLOOD SHED. 

Look up my review; I did my best to warn everyone here of the horror . . .

If nothing else  the ghawdawful pun was a pretty fair warning...
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bob
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« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2019, 11:12:25 AM »
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on August 30, 2019, 10:25:17 PM
Quote from: bob on August 30, 2019, 09:17:15 PM
Bucky Larson  Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad



I've  heard about this,  good lord it must suck to high heaven...

 Edit after wiki check


Good ghawd it may be the worst non conservative religious propaganda movie I've heard of! It had pauly shore and Adam sandler in it!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_Larson:_Born_to_Be_a_Star


worst movie ever I ever saw ---- it took me a long while to recover from it
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Svengoolie 3
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« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2019, 11:34:55 AM »
Quote from: bob on August 31, 2019, 11:12:25 AM
Quote from: Svengoolie 3 on August 30, 2019, 10:25:17 PM
Quote from: bob on August 30, 2019, 09:17:15 PM
Bucky Larson  Bluesad Bluesad Bluesad



I've  heard about this,  good lord it must suck to high heaven...

 Edit after wiki check


Good ghawd it may be the worst non conservative religious propaganda movie I've heard of! It had pauly shore and Adam sandler in it!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucky_Larson:_Born_to_Be_a_Star


worst movie ever I ever saw ---- it took me a long while to recover from it

Still in therapy?
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« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2019, 06:02:38 AM »
CITIZEN KANE

No man should withstand that amount of boredom. It's just not right.
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The Burgomaster
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2019, 05:33:43 PM »


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« Reply #11 on: September 09, 2019, 06:33:23 PM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on September 09, 2019, 05:33:43 PM




Wow,  still not quite at the bottom of the barrell, burgo, but you can see it from here.
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« Reply #12 on: September 09, 2019, 08:56:12 PM »
Never heard of the Polonia Brothers until just now, but according to Wikipedia, they are cult film icons.
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bob
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« Reply #13 on: September 09, 2019, 10:10:02 PM »


this...this was not very good and I felt myself getting more and more angry as the film progressed
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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2019, 06:01:26 AM »
Quote from: crector on September 09, 2019, 08:56:12 PM
Never heard of the Polonia Brothers until just now, but according to Wikipedia, they are cult film icons.

You should read Andrew's review of FEEDERS, my favorite in the site. That movie is something to behold, all right.
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