indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2019, 06:13:54 PM » |
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NOTICE: Your noticing this notice has been noticed and the authorities have been notified.
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2019, 07:45:03 PM » |
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Notice: Citizens are advised to beware pickpockets and loose women.
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2019, 09:31:05 PM » |
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Notice: Osama bin Laden continues to be dead. That is all.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2019, 11:01:17 AM » |
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Notice: the famed Port o' Let on Mars is only our brains matrixing a delicate interplay of sand and sunlight. No Martian ever Ralphed there on spring break.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #19 on: September 13, 2019, 11:47:53 AM » |
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Notice: If there were no women, each generation of men would die virgins. I can't think of anything wrong with that statement.
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
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« Reply #20 on: September 13, 2019, 12:58:51 PM » |
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Notice: If there were no women, each generation of men would die virgins. I can't think of anything wrong with that statement.
NOTICE: There is so much wrong with that statement. |
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #21 on: September 13, 2019, 01:42:13 PM » |
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Notice: If there were no women, each generation of men would die virgins. I can't think of anything wrong with that statement.
NOTICE: There is so much wrong with that statement. Well I can't find anything, cuz if there were no women born, each new generation of men couldn't have sex with women, so every generation of men til the end of time would die virgins and so would their sons and grandsons and so on. Duh. |
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« Reply #22 on: September 13, 2019, 02:38:38 PM » |
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NOTICE: I'm not a fan of explanations, particularly when unnecessary.  
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« Reply #23 on: September 13, 2019, 03:07:19 PM » |
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(The stork would only bring boys.)
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« Reply #24 on: September 13, 2019, 03:30:31 PM » |
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 NOTICE: The world would be SO boring without women.
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« Reply #25 on: September 13, 2019, 06:02:34 PM » |
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Notice: If someone asks you, "Can I be frank?" Tell them that name is taken, but if they want they can be a platypus.
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indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #26 on: September 13, 2019, 10:38:50 PM » |
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NOTICE: Cats are not really mammals. They are lungfish wearing fur coats.
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
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« Reply #27 on: September 14, 2019, 01:30:16 AM » |
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Notice: The new Ghost song is extremely retro feeling.
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yeah no.
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« Reply #28 on: September 15, 2019, 12:57:29 PM » |
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Notice: Scurvy is cured by eating green leafy vegetables, pickled cabbage, or citrus fruit, or taking vitamin C supplements. It is prevented by staying away from s-curves in the first place.
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Allhallowsday
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« Reply #29 on: September 15, 2019, 11:34:58 PM » |
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Notice: Scurvy is cured by eating green leafy vegetables, pickled cabbage, or citrus fruit, or taking vitamin C supplements. It is prevented by staying away from s-curves in the first place.
S-curves? It's been a good 35 years so I guess I'm scurvy free. BTW did you know peppers are higher in Vitamin C than citrus? NOTICE: LIVE YOUR LIFE AS IF GOD IS WATCHING |
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