Rules for making bad movies.

[Svengoolie 3]

1. Say repeatedly, to yourself and others,  "Don't worry, the audience will never notice that. "

[pacman000]

2) We'll fix it in post!

[Svengoolie 3]

So that cs what wt a non s**tty reply is like! I'd almost forgotten!

[Trevor]

Employ Trevor as your scriptwriter

[ER]

3. Get rid of people who can't write.

[lester1/2jr]

always have a totally useless first half hour where nothing happens

[zombie no.one]

6. All final showdowns involving superhuman, multi dimensional shapeshifting enemies shall be conducted via basic hand-to-hand combat

[LilCerberus]

7. Whatever we lack in talent & good story telling, we can make up for with things starting with the Letter "B"; IE, blood, breasts, beasts, bullets, bombs, blasts, butts....
Feel free to add something!

[chainsaw midget]

8.  At some point in the movie, replace a main character with a different character who serves the exact same purpose in the movie, but isn't as good an actor and works cheaper.

[pacman000]

9) All scenes should be completed in ONE and ONLY ONE take. Cause time & film are expensive!

[LilCerberus]

7. Whatever we lack in talent & good story telling, we can make up for with things starting with the Letter "B"; IE, blood, breasts, beasts, bullets, bombs, blasts, butts....
Feel free to add something!

Ooh! Blades!

[pacman000]

Battles!

Bots!

Blonds!

[RCMerchant]

Hire has been over the hill actors who are in the bottle or on drugs.

[chainsaw midget]

Hire the relatives of famous actors and then just list them on the posters by their last name only.

[RCMerchant]

Make sure that there's a scary looking monster on the poster, but use a stupid looking monster (and only for a few minutes), or worse, no monster at all!