Ahhh
Florida Man what would we do without you?
For Jahrea Raheem Wallace, a desperate time allegedly called for a desperate measure.
The 25-year-old Floridian--seated in the rear of a police cruiser after being arrested following a 2:40 AM traffic stop--sought to dispose of some narcotics on his person, cops reported.
Well, actually, in his person.
According to an arrest affidavit, a vehicle cam captured Wallace last month “eating a bag of drugs he pulled from his butt.” Pictured at right, Wallace then “proceeds to eat the baggy with the drugs.”