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« Reply #45 on: April 04, 2024, 12:27:56 AM »

It's like the episode of Silver Spoons when Ricky invited Menudo to perform at his mansion, except it's Colombian drug dealers with Satanic cult member visitors
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« Reply #46 on: April 07, 2024, 02:48:14 AM »

Purists may deplore the addition of zombies to this production of 'Waiting for Godot', but it surely makes it more entertaining to watch.
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« Reply #47 on: April 07, 2024, 04:33:17 AM »

It's like the episode of Silver Spoons when Ricky invited Menudo to perform at his mansion, except it's Colombian drug dealers with Satanic cult member visitors

Oy 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
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« Reply #48 on: April 07, 2024, 04:37:11 AM »

Purists may deplore the addition of zombies to this production of 'Waiting for Godot', but it surely makes it more entertaining to watch.

😂 If there were zombies there then I know why Godot never showed 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟😊😉
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« Reply #49 on: April 07, 2024, 01:47:01 PM »

The Rites of Laundry: a South Africans desperate search for a place which will accept his shattered undies for cleaning 😳😝😉
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« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2024, 08:21:43 PM »

Who would have thought meerkats would make such effective horror movie monsters?
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At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...
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« Reply #51 on: April 09, 2024, 08:38:45 AM »

A writer sees scary clowns as he slowly goes insane.
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« Reply #52 on: April 13, 2024, 05:18:55 PM »

"It's like the makers of this movie have never actually experienced human interaction and when they explained this, somebody gave them a copy of Rocky Horror Picture show and told them this was how people normally act."
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« Reply #53 on: April 24, 2024, 03:10:47 PM »

Setting aside the source material, for a movie based on a "true story", I kinda doubt Ned Buntline was a master of Gymkata.
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Oookaay...


« Reply #54 on: April 24, 2024, 04:37:24 PM »

After a nucular apocalypse where only Pauly Shore, Jenna Jameson and cockroaches survive, Colonel Spanky Biggums (Shore) and Ms. Whatalotta Cheeks (Jameson) must do battle with the evil cockroach legion headed by chief cockroach Sticky McCrawly (Vanilla Ice)
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