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The Cat Herder of Badmovies
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I'm a Mac...

« on: May 25, 2020, 08:02:07 PM »

My name is Henry and I am funky.

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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2020, 07:47:38 AM »

M, 28, married but not for long, seeks F for casual marriage, birthing male heir. I promise, you'll lose your head over me!

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« Reply #2 on: May 27, 2020, 03:35:31 PM »

Why yes, I did get married to the window next door.  Why do you ask? 
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« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2020, 04:41:01 PM »

Why yes, I did get married to the window next door.  Why do you ask? 

Good for you, Chainsaw Midget. "Window" makes the joke even funnier than if you had used "Widow" from the song "Henry VIII, I Am."
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!

« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2020, 05:22:55 PM »

Man, dig these shoulder pads!  I'm gonna go flatten an offensive lineman!

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« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2020, 05:33:58 PM »

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