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« Reply #15 on: October 01, 2020, 08:27:37 PM »

Find a '69 Charger, get it fixed up, then paint it orange, then....

I'd paint her all "satin shadow black" and throw a huge supercharger on!

Lift the rear 5", all M&H Racemaster tires! Blue flames on the hood and front sides  Thumbup

I'd maybe do that with a Ford Falcon XB Coup, but not a charger......
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« Reply #16 on: October 01, 2020, 08:55:18 PM »

Mad Max  Thumbup
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« Reply #17 on: October 03, 2020, 09:16:14 AM »

I'd start a new movie studio and hire a bunch of people to make NEW old style horror. 

Each year we would make at least one movie in each of the following styles, 80s slasher, Universal Monsters, Hammer Horror, and a random fourth type maybe old giant animals attack or something. 

Then I release these in September/October with a big Halloween Event marketing blitz. 



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« Reply #18 on: October 03, 2020, 11:37:04 AM »

I'd buy a drive in theater. And only show BAD movie double features.
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« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2020, 12:47:29 PM »

Buy a warehouse & build a town, or several towns representing different parts of the world, inside it. Use this as a studio. Rent it to producers or make something myself.
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« Reply #20 on: October 26, 2020, 02:41:55 AM »

Build a secret island lair as a base for world domination.
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« Reply #21 on: October 26, 2020, 02:58:52 AM »

Buy up some property in the country with a farm for me and either with a large warehouse or enough land to set up a bunch of pre built buildings plus extra land to do what I want including outdoor filming and since money is no object I would have a b***hing armory both personal and props and I will crank out the most high end exploitation humanly possible I will make all kinds sleaze and exploitation from horror, action/ adventure, ultra violent crime dramas and westerns, sci fi that would freak you out, campy comedies that will have howling in laughter they will be full of the things we like or at least I like guns that are handled correctly by well trained and enthusiastic actors and actresses, violence the bloodier the better, hot babes, nudity and sex, wild ass shootouts, creepy creatures, damsels in distress none of that macho b***h from hell s**t here accurate to the period it's set in fake towns built to cut the cost of getting a filming permit.      
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« Reply #22 on: October 26, 2020, 08:35:59 AM »

Travel to SA and check in with a film archivist.   Wink
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« Reply #23 on: October 26, 2020, 12:02:26 PM »

Travel to SA and check in with a film archivist.   Wink

I would gladly pay for your ticket.  Smile
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« Reply #24 on: October 26, 2020, 03:08:52 PM »

Ton of money..........

This town has everything it needs; studios, directors, producers, actors, PAs, equipment rentals............

Trouble is, half the people would rather be working for somebody else, the other half would rather be king of their own little castle....

I think I'd buy scripts off Keith Van Allen, then buy one or two of those empty bank & restaurant buildings up the street, & tell people, "HEY! I've got scripts, and I've got MONEY!", and work from there............

Y'Know, I've always felt this part of town could use an actors' theatre, that could throw up a portable screen on Saturdays for midnight movies, & maybe once a month host a local film fest............
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« Reply #25 on: October 27, 2020, 12:18:58 AM »

I would hire the tri cities' best producers, editors & DPs, (& maybe a slightly better CGI specialist), and I'd start backing the works of Fabian Rush!
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« Reply #26 on: October 27, 2020, 01:57:45 PM »

It could be interesting to try and achieve the 70's made for tv movie vibe. that era: the car, men's hair, the  colors, seems like a real historical anomaly

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« Reply #27 on: October 29, 2020, 12:52:09 AM »

It could be interesting to try and achieve the 70's made for tv movie vibe. that era: the car, men's hair, the  colors, seems like a real historical anomaly

Yeah that decade was the best for MFTV movies
It could be interesting to try and achieve the 70's made for tv movie vibe. that era: the car, men's hair, the  colors, seems like a real historical anomaly


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« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2020, 02:28:18 PM »

It could be interesting to try and achieve the 70's made for tv movie vibe. that era: the car, men's hair, the  colors, seems like a real historical anomaly

There's something about the filmstock of the sixties, particularly when I think about the Hammer films (before & after computer color correction), or Back in the early days of Nickelodeon, when they had a show called First Row Features, which played these one hour children's' matinees, mostly by Janusfilms over in England.....

Also those timeless reruns of Batman & Hogan's Heroes, etc.

Just a look that cant be duplicated these days......

I've always had a couple ideas for a couple of horror films & a super hero comedy.....
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« Reply #29 on: October 29, 2020, 02:40:30 PM »

Most likely it was Eastman Color. I don't think Kodak makes Eastman Color filmstock anymore. But they do make EKTACHROME: https://www.kodak.com/en/motion/product/camera-films/ektachrome
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