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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« on: September 02, 2020, 10:59:49 PM »

"Hello, my name is Jimmy Shevelle, and I work for a highly classified top secret branch of the government that fights diabolical unimaginable forces of evil that most people don't even know exist . . . and if you're down with that, maybe we can get together later.  But right now I've got bidness!"

So the main character of this blaxploitation/Lovecraftian horror mashup introduces himself (many times) in the course of this masterpiece which checks off just about every bad movie box there is as he saves Camaroville from the Knights of Chaos!  Ridiculous stop-motion Lovecraftian horrors, including the Bride of Cthulhu herself! A wisecracking, irresistible, martial arts mastering protagonist! Bad prosthetic monster costumes! Nekkid women! Acid-spitting alien monstrosities!  Acid-spitting boobies!  Secret weapons!  Decapitations! Explosions!  Cheesy dialogue!  More nekkid women! Gangsters!  Painfully obvious undercover cops!  A hard-bitten, cuss-word spewing female boss!  Marijuana cigarettes laced with hallucinogens that turn hapless victims into slaves of the Great Old Ones!  A copy of the Necronomicon! A foxy squad of kung-fu fighting females! Cheesy Lovecraftian names on all the businesses in Camaroville!

Seriously, they could not cram another bad movie cliché into this masterpiece!
5 out of 5 stars, with a sixth star shining with the energy generated by Lovecraft turning over in his grave!

Movies like this were why this forum was made.
WATCH IT NOW.
Free on Amazon Prime!
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