As seen
hereA teenage boy who was naked and covered in ranch dressing crashed a vehicle at a Kansas gas station early Saturday morning.
The disturbance was reported to 911 at around 3:30 a.m. at the Petro Deli convenience store, the Shawnee County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement.
“A 17-year-old male was naked and under the influence of a substance,” the sheriff’s office said. “He covered himself in ranch dressing, damaged property inside a business, ran outside and jumped into a running vehicle, and then crashed into a nearby pillar.”
He was taken to the hospital and then released to his parents. Oh, to be a fly on the car window for that ride home.
