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« on: November 04, 2020, 11:07:45 AM »
Yeah people have way too much time on their hands, so to speak.  There's at least 400 euphemisms for intercourse. 

Including

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Forbidden polka
Joint session of Congress
Making the beast with two backs
Opening the gates of Mordor
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2020, 12:55:34 PM »

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Joint session of Congress
Making the beast with two backs
Opening the gates of Mordor

Very far fetched. Those remind me of many things but not sex  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2020, 01:07:25 PM »


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Well, that usually means somebody's getting fvcked!
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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2020, 02:34:17 PM »
What no "Hide the salami"? 
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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2020, 04:39:36 PM »
Doing the hibbity jibbity.  Drink
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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2020, 02:09:22 PM »
They left out "Up the old dirt road."
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2020, 02:27:03 PM »
Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 06, 2020, 02:09:22 PM
They left out "Up the old dirt road."
...Or "I'm your back door man..."
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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2020, 03:18:25 PM »


Ok- if we're gonna go there!

" Up the Hershey highway!"  Twirling
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2020, 03:31:50 PM »
The wiggle worm dance. 
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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2020, 03:35:32 PM »
Bumping Uglies.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
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« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2020, 03:37:28 PM »
Seems like the 60's and 70's used the word 'Screw' or 'Scewing'.
 I haven't heard that in a long time.
But you do here, at least around these parts, 'Hammered.'
" I hammered her!"
Did you beat her in the head with a hammer so she was out? And then f**ked her?
Or do you mean your fat ass just laid on your back while the prostitute rode you for 3 minutes? While she's talking on her phone!
Or are you just making s**t up?
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Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
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« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2020, 04:06:19 PM »
For a while the term "smash" was popular over here.
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« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2020, 07:46:40 PM »
I've become fond of the old English term "Swivvy"
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« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2020, 09:49:36 AM »
O, "I got a slice of the damp."
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