400 Euphemisms For Sexual Intercourse

[sprite75]

Yeah people have way too much time on their hands, so to speak.  There's at least 400 euphemisms for intercourse. 

Including

Forbidden polka
Joint session of Congress
Making the beast with two backs
Opening the gates of Mordor

[claws]

Forbidden polka
Joint session of Congress
Making the beast with two backs
Opening the gates of Mordor

Very far fetched. Those remind me of many things but not sex 

[RCMerchant]

Joint session of Congress

Well, that usually means somebody's getting fvcked!

[Allhallowsday]

What no "Hide the salami"? 

[RCMerchant]

Doing the hibbity jibbity. 

[The Burgomaster]

They left out "Up the old dirt road."

[Allhallowsday]

They left out "Up the old dirt road."

...Or "I'm your back door man..."

[RCMerchant]

Ok- if we're gonna go there!

" Up the Hershey highway!" 

[Allhallowsday]

The wiggle worm dance. 

[RCMerchant]

Bumping Uglies.

[RCMerchant]

Seems like the 60's and 70's used the word 'Screw' or 'Scewing'.
I haven't heard that in a long time.
But you do here, at least around these parts, 'Hammered.'
" I hammered her!"
Did you beat her in the head with a hammer so she was out? And then f**ked her?
Or do you mean your fat ass just laid on your back while the prostitute rode you for 3 minutes? While she's talking on her phone!
Or are you just making s**t up?

[Alex]

For a while the term "smash" was popular over here.

[indianasmith]

I've become fond of the old English term "Swivvy"

[The Burgomaster]

O, "I got a slice of the damp."