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« on: November 22, 2020, 07:55:16 PM »

My hair was falling out a while ago, and I was going bald.
I think it was because I was smoking weed out of an old lead faucet. I think I even posted a picture of this desperate contraption made from a lead pipe fixture I found in the yard.

I don't smoke out of it no more. My hair is growing back. My fingernails are growing at an alarming rate. Maybe because I'm getting- I have no idea.
But they are growing out symertrical. I know I spelled that wrong. Because they are getting real long and pointed, and looking like monster claws. And I decided I may not cut them until Tiana tells me too!
And it may take a while for her to do that, because she either doesn't care or she loves me.  Thumbup
I know I love her!
I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
I very well be wrong on religion, politics, and likely most everything else that goes on in the universe- but that's OK. All that really matters is your loved ones in the here and now. Everything else is existential.
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2020, 08:12:05 PM »

Teach- your children well- so when you say blah blah blah..so live buy...!
Ah f**k that!
Teach your children to not bow to a status quo of old f**king white guys! It's bulls**t. The only callus ever appeared on they're hands is from jerking off too much.

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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2020, 08:20:14 PM »

Happy Thanksgiving, Fingernails, family and all.   Smile Thumbup
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2020, 08:22:22 PM »

What was I talking about in the first place?
Oh yeah- my mutant f**king fingernails.

Nothing compared to my warped big toenail. Which is thick and hard. And long.
So I'm talking about something nobody every wants to examine with lustful pleasure.
Unless your the type of person who gets off on old man long yellow toenails.
And I don't think anybody who is reading this is.
Does.
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2020, 08:25:38 PM »

May you and your fingernails have a Happy Thanksgiving and a better 2021!!!
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2020, 08:28:15 PM »

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, my friends!  Cheers

Have a safe and happy holiday!  BounceGiggle



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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

Slobber, Drool, Drip!
http://ronaldcmerchant.tumblr.com/
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