bad JOKES told in bad (and good) movies...

[zombie no.one]

at the start of SYNDICATE SADISTS (1975) Thomas Milian's character Rambo tells a young boy this joke:

What's round and red and rides a big mare?

A Lone Orange.

took me a while to actually 'get' this... for a start he should've said THE Lone Orange, and also this joke would make slightly more sense if oranges were red, and not..erm, orange?


any more jokes told by characters in movies? the worser the betterer!

[zombie no.one]

told by one of the camp councilors in FRIDAY 13TH PART 2:

A bear and a rabbit are in the woods. Both are taking a dump.

The bear looks down at the rabbit and says, "Excuse me Mr. Rabbit does s**t stick to your fur?"

The rabbit says "No Mr. Bear."

So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[claws]

The Prey (1983) had an awful joke. Copied from some blog because I didn't remember all of it

"Once there was a wide-mouthed frog who hatched some babies, and she didn't know what to feed them. So she set out to ask the other animals what they fed their babies. First she came to a cow..." And here the ranger opens his mouth wide, to signify the wide-mouthed frog speaking, "'I'm the wide-mouthed frog, and I've just had some babies! What do you feed YOUR babies?' The cow said, 'I feed my babies grass.' The WMF thinks about this, then moves along. She comes upon a horse. [Open Mouth] 'I'm the wide-mouthed frog, and I've just had some babies! What do you feed YOUR babies?' The horse says, 'I feed my babies hay.' She moves along until she comes to an alligator. Once again, [wide mouth]: 'I'm the wide-mouthed frog, and I've just had some babies. What do you feed YOUR babies?' The alligator says, 'I feed my babies wide-mouthed frogs.'" Here, the ranger pantomimes the frog closing her mouth and squeaking through pinched lips, "'Don't see many of those around here, do you?'"

[zombie no.one]

I suppose that one's all in the delivery...

[LilCerberus]

I actually thought the tale of The Wide Mouthed Frog from The Prey was pretty good.....

How about Predator (1987), and that guy that kept telling those gosh awful p***y jokes?

[zombie no.one]

oh yeah that guy... painful.

[zombie no.one]

more of a wisecrack than a joke but in SAMURAI COP:

Why did you crawl under there?

Cause I'm an UNDERCOVER cop.

[bob]

The whole "dude" and "sweet" exchanges in Dude Where's My Car? regarding their tattoos.

[zombie no.one]

The whole "dude" and "sweet" exchanges in Dude Where's My Car? regarding their tattoos.

that's just 2 guys having a 'hilarious' misunderstanding...

I'm talking about when characters tell other characters a joke, in a movie. as in a traditional joke with a punchline

[claws]

I suppose that one's all in the delivery...

I believe he tells the joke to a deer or some other animal. The delivery is super cringy.

[zelmo73]

I actually thought the tale of The Wide Mouthed Frog from The Prey was pretty good.....

How about Predator (1987), and that guy that kept telling those gosh awful p***y jokes?

That's a good movie though. In my opinion, the best part of that movie too. I still laugh at the joke and especially Billy's reaction to it, which I loved how the Predator used Billy's laugh at the film's climax.

[kornula]

Thankfully, I don't recall a single bad joke told in a bad movie. 

Thanks to this thread, I will now be conscious of them ..thanks.

[zombie no.one]

no problem... we please to aim

I suppose that one's all in the delivery...

I believe he tells the joke to a deer or some other animal. The delivery is super cringy.

fair enough... never seen THE PREY. I  nearly bought it a while back when I saw it in HMV but for some stupid reason I always confuse it with THE SLAYER, which I have seen... so I didn't buy it.

[lester1/2jr]

the "ketchup" one in Pulp fiction though I guess thats not a very bad movie

[zombie no.one]

so long since I watched PF I had to search that joke

I guess it doesn't have to be bad movies the jokes are from...