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« on: March 20, 2021, 11:33:59 PM »

It's the Crawling on the Ground Horror Woman! 


I couldn't find a better image of this cover.  It was on Amazon.  The product description was
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This is what 80s horror films were all about, tongue in cheek gore with some decent scares. Horror Cuts is a brilliant set of 4 Horror movies! Includes ""Ugly b***hes,"" ""Prince of Darkness,"" ""Walking the Dead"" and ""Frankenstein."" These versions were never released before in the US!

Doesn't really say a lot does it? 


In case you forgot her, Crawling on the Ground Horror Woman was previously seen in some classics as ... 

Absentia


Roadkill


Return of the Killer Shrews


and

The Hillside Stranglings


I remember making a topic about this once before but I couldn't find it. 
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« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2021, 02:51:30 AM »

I remember that post too. I wonder if she has become the equivalent of the Wilhelm scream?
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« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2021, 08:36:28 AM »

Honestly, I prefer that repeated chick than the awful posters they make for newer movies, which are nothing more than closeups of faces of the flavor of the month actor.
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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2021, 08:53:52 AM »

I hope she got paid well for that photo shoot. Looking at the quality of the posters, I'm guessing not, though.
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« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2021, 01:46:15 PM »

Having not actually seen any of these movies, I'd like to think she plays the same character and just keeps randomly getting caught up in horror scenarios and monster outbreaks. 

If this is not true, please don't tell. 
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2021, 04:32:49 PM »

And AGAIN! 

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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2021, 10:09:17 PM »

Hey look!  I found --




Oh wait.  Sorry lady.  I mistook you for somebody else for a minute there. 
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« Reply #7 on: April 21, 2021, 08:00:49 PM »

Wouldn't surprise me if that last one was directly "inspired" by the original image. I wonder where this fabled stock image comes from?
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« Reply #8 on: April 21, 2021, 08:07:40 PM »

I just found this, which is similar too, but not the same as, the original.

https://www.alamy.com/scared-woman-crawling-on-the-floor-of-a-derelict-house-image63759727.html

The original must be out there!
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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2022, 09:02:36 PM »

Patient Zero has been located! 


I have found the original image. 

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871

I could download this and make my own posters!
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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2022, 10:55:05 PM »

The only one of these I have seen is ABSENTIA, which was actually a decent slow burn horror flick.
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« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2022, 09:45:21 PM »

I've seen RoadKill.  The monster bird in it doesn't look like the one on the cover.  It actually looks like it was based on The Giant Claw
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« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2022, 06:44:12 AM »

Patient Zero has been located! 


I have found the original image. 

https://www.shutterstock.com/image-photo/evil-woman-creeping-dark-21624871

I could download this and make my own posters!

I'll start the ball rolling..  Smile

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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2022, 05:13:31 PM »



Looks like our buddy gets to be the bad guy this time.  Good for her!
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« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2022, 09:38:52 AM »

It's like the Wilhelm Scream of posters.
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