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LilCerberus
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« Reply #240 on: December 30, 2021, 04:19:31 PM »

If you put out poisoned brandy and cookies, would that kill Santa and mean you get to keep ALL the presents?
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« Reply #241 on: December 30, 2021, 04:24:56 PM »

Drove up  the road a bit ago and listened to an old Rick Steves' radio show episode, and this woman called in to share her experiences traveling in Kenya, and she referred to the Maasai she met there as "African Americans." Gosh....

As a proud third generation African, born and bred in what is now Zimbabwe, I have never understood the "African American" term at all. I actually get angry when people from overseas misappropriate our rich culture.
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« Reply #242 on: December 30, 2021, 04:40:58 PM »

If you put out poisoned brandy and cookies, would that kill Santa and mean you get to keep ALL the presents?
Dude. Dude...never f**k with Santa or he'll have you eating your own colon. Hint: rearrange those letters a little bit.
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« Reply #243 on: December 30, 2021, 04:50:26 PM »

If you put out poisoned brandy and cookies, would that kill Santa and mean you get to keep ALL the presents?
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good

He's Santa; He has ways of figuring these things out!
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« Reply #244 on: January 01, 2022, 08:22:38 AM »

Is Soylent Green available now, or do we have to wait until later in the year?
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« Reply #245 on: January 02, 2022, 11:39:20 AM »

Help yourself:


https://www.target.com/p/soylent-nutritional-shake-mint-chocolate-4pk-11-fl-oz/-/A-81911413?sid=1393&ref=tgt_adv_XS000000&AFID=bing_pla_df&fndsrc=tgtao&DFA=71700000051363452&CPNG=PLA_Health%2BShopping%7CHealth_Ecomm_Essentials&adgroup=PLA_Health%2BShopping&LID=700000001230728&LNM=PRODUCT_GROUP&network=o&device=c&location=&targetid=pla-4585169649589148&ds_rl=1246978&msclkid=ca4998b665e414b57fadf967b0c4ee98&gclid=ca4998b665e414b57fadf967b0c4ee98&gclsrc=3p.ds
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« Reply #246 on: January 02, 2022, 11:45:54 AM »

^

Soylent Green is Cheeze-It crackers!
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« Reply #247 on: January 02, 2022, 11:47:44 AM »


There's an "Ask A Question" button: I want to ask where they source their product from  Wink
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« Reply #248 on: January 02, 2022, 06:21:17 PM »

I give up. Cloud Cuckoo Land is a ridiculously awful book. Like House of Leaves without the excuses.
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« Reply #249 on: January 02, 2022, 11:49:57 PM »

I'm not the biggest gangster movie fan. I've recently tried to watch Heat and the Warner herzog New Orleans one and I just can't with all the fancy acting and ridiculous dialogue.
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« Reply #250 on: January 03, 2022, 12:19:46 AM »

I'm not the biggest gangster movie fan. I've recently tried to watch Heat and the Warner herzog New Orleans one and I just can't with all the fancy acting and ridiculous dialogue.

Heat from the '90s? Pacino, Kilmer, etc.? That movie took itself way too seriously.
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« Reply #251 on: January 03, 2022, 08:55:16 AM »


I've had those a couple of times. They're not bad.
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« Reply #252 on: January 03, 2022, 05:34:28 PM »

Today we were at this country-kinda restaurant called Bob Evans, and our server was a nice soft-spoken lady with her blond hair in a tight bun, about fifty, and her accent reminded me she was from maybe somewhere south of Nashville, and as I was getting something out of my purse, she saw I had a curious-looking device I carry called a De-Choker, which consists of a long clear plastic tube about eight inches long and three inches wide, and a pump handle at the top, a sort of suction appliance that fits over the mouth and supposedly removes food from the windpipe of a choking victim.

She asked what that was, and I said, "Well, it's a De-Choker, but I don't want people to think I'm weird carrying it around, so I tell them it's a Swedish-Made Penis Enlarger."

She stared at me for about five seconds and her cheeks went pink and she finally said, deeply serious, "Ma'am, why would you want people to think you were carrying one of those?"

Well, my Jewish friends would have gotten the joke anyway.

(And I tipped her thirty percent.)

Picture of a De-Choker:

http://www.dechoker.com/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Brand%20%7C%20Search&utm_term=dechoker&utm_content=Core
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« Reply #253 on: January 04, 2022, 01:37:24 PM »

My SSI went from $1,260 a month to $1,340 a month.

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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
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« Reply #254 on: January 04, 2022, 02:57:07 PM »

My SSI went from $1,260 a month to $1,340 a month.

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Yeah, 5.9% Cost Of Living Adjustment supposed to occur this year....
Mine went up from $843 to $886
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