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« Reply #15 on: November 26, 2021, 02:27:19 PM »
Turns out a number of those I listed are produced by/play on Netflix. They're horning in on Hallmark's territory.
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« Reply #16 on: November 26, 2021, 03:09:45 PM »
Quote from: Alex on November 26, 2021, 12:09:47 PM
Katie Sackhoff keeps telling me that she'd love me to watch her Hallmark Christmas movie.

Who is Katie Sackhoff?
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« Reply #17 on: November 26, 2021, 05:26:07 PM »
Most famous for playing Starbuck in the Battlestar Galactica remake and Bo Katan in The Mandalorian.
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« Reply #18 on: November 29, 2021, 10:02:52 AM »
New releases this week:

Welcome to the Christmas Family Reunion
Saying Yes to Christmas
A Chestnut Family Christmas
Match Made in Mistletoe
A Christmas Village Romance
A Christmas Dance Reunion
Eight Gifts of Hanukkah
Kirk Franklin's A Gospel Christmas
Jingle Bell Princess
My Favorite Christmas Melody
A Furry Little Christmas (I hope this is porn)
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« Reply #19 on: November 29, 2021, 10:27:17 AM »
Looking at the list made me wonder why Thanksgiving movies aren't that popular. Hallmark only did four this year if I'm not mistaken.
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« Reply #20 on: November 29, 2021, 10:28:10 AM »
Could be the lack of an international market for them? Just a guess there though.
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« Reply #21 on: November 29, 2021, 04:48:12 PM »
Quote from: Alex on November 29, 2021, 10:28:10 AM
Could be the lack of an international market for them? Just a guess there though.

What's terrifying to me is that there is a market for any of this syrupy pablum.
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« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2021, 03:40:15 PM »
Another one out this week: The B... Who Stole Christmas (this one has drag queens at least)
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« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2021, 09:28:37 PM »
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 29, 2021, 10:02:52 AM
New releases this week:

Welcome to the Christmas Family Reunion
Saying Yes to Christmas
A Chestnut Family Christmas
Match Made in Mistletoe
A Christmas Village Romance
A Christmas Dance Reunion
Eight Gifts of Hanukkah
Kirk Franklin's A Gospel Christmas
Jingle Bell Princess
My Favorite Christmas Melody
A Furry Little Christmas (I hope this is porn)


Is it porn?
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« Reply #24 on: December 01, 2021, 08:42:49 AM »
Quote from: bob on November 30, 2021, 09:28:37 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 29, 2021, 10:02:52 AM
New releases this week:

Welcome to the Christmas Family Reunion
Saying Yes to Christmas
A Chestnut Family Christmas
Match Made in Mistletoe
A Christmas Village Romance
A Christmas Dance Reunion
Eight Gifts of Hanukkah
Kirk Franklin's A Gospel Christmas
Jingle Bell Princess
My Favorite Christmas Melody
A Furry Little Christmas (I hope this is porn)


Is it porn?

Sadly, no. "A big-city veterinarian falls for a small-town doctor when he sets out to recreate a New York City Christmas in her Vermont home-town."

https://uptv.com/movies/a-furry-little-christmas/
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« Reply #25 on: December 01, 2021, 02:54:32 PM »
^ Do you mean he populated the streets with homeless people?
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« Reply #26 on: December 09, 2021, 01:34:47 PM »
New releases this week:

Secretly Santa
Christmas Movie Magic
Christmas With a Crown
A Fiancé for Christmas
American Refugee
Holiday in Santa Fe
A Dickens of a Holiday!
A Royal Queens Christmas
A Godwink Christmas: Miracle of Love
The Holiday Fix Up
A Christmas Miracle for Daisy
Sister Swap: Christmas in the City
People Presents: Blending Christmas
A Christmas Proposal
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« Reply #27 on: December 09, 2021, 01:50:32 PM »
Apparently, there are over 300 movies being released with "Christmas" in the title alone this month.
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« Reply #28 on: December 09, 2021, 03:50:49 PM »
Quote from: Alex on December 09, 2021, 01:50:32 PM
Apparently, there are over 300 movies being released with "Christmas" in the title alone this month.

Christmas shark?
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« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2021, 01:01:33 PM »
Add Paramount+'s "The Housewives of the North Pole."

And Comedy Central's parody "A Clusterfunke Christmas".

https://youtu.be/8zQD-XjD7ds
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