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« on: December 04, 2021, 01:22:41 PM »


Plot (IMDb): 90s Action Stars stumble onto Santa's Summer Beach house!

G-rated family-fantasy directed by David DeCoteau. Starring Gary Daniels, Daniel Bernhardt, Kathy Long, Cynthia Rothrock as Mrs. Santa Claus and Christopher Mitchum as Santa Claus.

A group of people drive through a mysterious fog ending up at a posh villa/spa owned by Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus. It's their summer vacation house.

No martial arts fighting, only one intense game of croquet scene.

Worst Christmas film ever? 90s action stars cast against type, directed by one of the worst directors ever.

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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2021, 01:36:35 PM »
Quote from: claws on December 04, 2021, 01:22:41 PM


Plot (IMDb): 90s Action Stars stumble onto Santa's Summer Beach house!

G-rated family-fantasy directed by David DeCoteau. Starring Gary Daniels, Daniel Bernhardt, Kathy Long, Cynthia Rothrock as Mrs. Santa Claus and Christopher Mitchum as Santa Claus.

A group of people drive through a mysterious fog ending up at a posh villa/spa owned by Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus. It's their summer vacation house.

No martial arts fighting, only one intense game of croquet scene.

Worst Christmas film ever? 90s action stars cast against type, directed by one of the worst directors ever.

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OK, after seeing that trailer, I am going to have my eyes surgically removed  Buggedout Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2021, 10:27:18 PM »
I couldn't even take the trailer.  Thumbdown
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2021, 04:29:47 AM »
WTF???  Question

What cocktail of madness was that???
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2021, 05:38:23 AM »
how can a 2 minute trailer drag so much
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2021, 09:23:08 AM »
That looks SOOOOOO bad!
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2021, 09:57:50 AM »
Their list of "the toughest action stars in the world" leaves a lot to be desired. 

I'm reading the cast list and thinking "Have I even heard of any of these people before?"
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2021, 11:16:38 AM »
Quote from: chainsaw midget on December 05, 2021, 09:57:50 AM
Their list of "the toughest action stars in the world" leaves a lot to be desired. 

I'm reading the cast list and thinking "Have I even heard of any of these people before?"

Cynthia Rothrock was the Queen of Martial Arts in the 1990s



Her signature movie is Undefeatable (1993). All her films are bad, but at least she got to show off her crazy good martial arts skills.

Gary Daniels has an impressive resume of bad martial arts movies as well, but just like Daniel Bernhardt he never crossed over to mainstream like Jean Claude van Damme did.
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2021, 12:03:04 PM »
I don't know what you guys are talking about. That looks charming.

And the acting..... Is. So. Natural to... how people. Speak.
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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2021, 01:05:22 PM »
So, they took a bunch of low budget action stars & tried to cast them in a dullarama????
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2021, 01:38:35 PM »
DeCoteau made 22 movies in this house, including Santa's Summer House


1807 Latigo Canyon Road, Malibu, California

I can see why DeCoteau is still making movies.
He just doesn't care they all take place at the same house  BounceGiggle
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2021, 08:32:37 PM »
Quote from: ER on December 05, 2021, 12:03:04 PM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. That looks charming.

And the acting..... Is. So. Natural to... how people. Speak.

Huh?  You're kidding? 
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« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2021, 09:01:13 PM »
Uhmmmm, so, does anything "happen" in this movie, or do they just sit around the living room talking????????
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« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2021, 06:29:43 AM »
Quote from: claws on December 05, 2021, 11:16:38 AM
Quote from: chainsaw midget on December 05, 2021, 09:57:50 AM
Their list of "the toughest action stars in the world" leaves a lot to be desired. 

I'm reading the cast list and thinking "Have I even heard of any of these people before?"

Cynthia Rothrock was the Queen of Martial Arts in the 1990s



Her signature movie is Undefeatable (1993). All her films are bad, but at least she got to show off her crazy good martial arts skills.

Gary Daniels has an impressive resume of bad martial arts movies as well, but just like Daniel Bernhardt he never crossed over to mainstream like Jean Claude van Damme did.


Okay, Cynthia I actually did recognize.  I've never seen any of her movies, but I have heard of her and knows she did a lot of martial arts stuff. 
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« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2021, 06:50:43 AM »
Looking at Cynthia's IMDb page I'm surprised that I actually rented more of her movies back in VHS days other than Undefeatable.

Undefeatable (1993)
No Retreat, No Surrender 2 (1987)
Martial Law (1990)
Martial Law II: Undercover (1991)
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