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« Reply #15 on: June 09, 2022, 07:02:23 PM »

Was this really my doing, or was it all up to the blind winds of fate, pure chance? Or are the winds of fate truly blind? Perhaps, I was predestined to this terror, & if I was predestined, why should you punish me, seeing I had no choice in the matter? Then again, if I were predestined to be a mad scientist, & my predestined goals turned out to be for evil instead of good, perhaps you were predestined to stop me & your predestined goal was to punish me?
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« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2022, 03:38:19 AM »

“Don’t make Grandma bust a cap in your ass! “
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Trevor
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« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2022, 09:11:08 AM »

“Don’t make Grandma bust a cap in your ass! “

 TeddyR TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
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« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2022, 09:11:40 AM »

"It's not alive............... and we can't kill it!"  Buggedout
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Ticonderoga 64
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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2022, 06:06:31 PM »

"So she's a vampire slut, it still doesnt make her a bad person.."
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« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2022, 09:30:50 PM »

"I've got blood in my stool! Come look!"
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« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2022, 11:31:29 PM »

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« Reply #22 on: June 12, 2022, 01:35:25 AM »

You are telling me my dog created the universe?
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« Reply #23 on: June 12, 2022, 03:46:02 PM »

"It's obvious that whoever murdered these victims is the killer.."
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« Reply #24 on: June 12, 2022, 06:21:26 PM »

See, that over there is the X-Bomb, and that right next to it is the Y-Bomb, and this one over here is the Because-Bomb, and right here is just an ordinary bomb, it doesn't do anything- well, aside from, uh, bomb things.....
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« Reply #25 on: June 12, 2022, 06:57:33 PM »

"Collect the monkey!"
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« Reply #26 on: June 13, 2022, 07:48:08 PM »

"There's a Shriner up there killing people and it's up to us to stop him!" 

"Honey, You'll feel a lot better after you've had your breakfast and we've rewritten your memories." 

"There aren't supposed to be any polar bears in Kentucky!"

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« Reply #27 on: June 23, 2022, 06:49:03 PM »

"It's a bunny popsicle!"
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« Reply #28 on: June 24, 2022, 09:26:06 AM »

"Who just farted? It wasn't me, I'm alone."  TongueOut
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« Reply #29 on: June 25, 2022, 11:36:16 PM »

"I'm telling you for the last time: we do it my way or I walk away RIGHT NOW"
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