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Trini
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« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2022, 02:28:10 AM »

"So, I just got the test results back. I definitely have the AIDS. Anyway, wanna go get some brunch?"
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bob
I survived Bucky Larson
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Torgo watches you masterbate!


« Reply #46 on: April 03, 2023, 09:38:35 PM »

"You're gonna reach for a fart and be the best at it."
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Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #47 on: April 04, 2023, 08:23:34 AM »

"But his legs won't let the trunk close, Johnny."
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #48 on: April 05, 2023, 09:21:22 AM »

"....it was the milk, Ali, the miiiilllllk...."
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Trevor
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« Reply #49 on: April 05, 2023, 12:44:38 PM »

"Keep on lookin' at me you're gonna see me kill you."  Buggedout
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Trevor
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« Reply #50 on: April 05, 2023, 12:46:07 PM »

"this place reminds me of my ex wifes ass: too big and too crazy"

 TeddyR TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #51 on: April 06, 2023, 03:21:25 PM »

"It was a one-horse town without a rider."
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2023, 07:24:25 AM »

"A eunuch Navy SEAL is the perfect political candidate, Seymour!"
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claws
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« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2023, 07:50:11 AM »

"He was known as the boy who didn't cry wolf"
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Is it October yet?
LilCerberus
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?


« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2023, 11:43:09 AM »

"Just because we can't trust him doesn't mean he isn't useful to me."
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Alex
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« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2023, 11:48:25 AM »

I have a toasted cheese sandwich and I am not afraid to use it!
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2023, 08:00:47 AM »

"f**k your double-stuffed Oreos, just run!"
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Dr. Whom
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?


« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2023, 09:33:14 AM »

So it was the avocado all along
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #58 on: April 09, 2023, 08:40:28 AM »

"I haven't seen a pair that pear-like since Peri left Doctor Who!"
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #59 on: April 10, 2023, 09:53:42 AM »

"It won't hurt. It won't hurt, it'll feel good."
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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