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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« on: June 29, 2022, 09:47:59 AM »
Have you heard that Baby Shark, now a teenager, had to be carried out of LA's Viper Room after a night of hard partying? Isn't it tragic when fame destroys the innocent?
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2022, 09:18:48 PM »
Mommy Shark & Daddy Shark haven’t made a statement.

Bruce, the shark from Jaws, has some advise for Baby Shark. Details at 11, 10 central.
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2022, 12:24:51 AM »
South African person buys new undies, wears them and then washes them.

Police have been dispatched to the scene  Wink
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2022, 08:44:03 AM »
Mount Saint Helens was the work of the Illuminati!
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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2022, 09:37:35 AM »
Quote from: ER on June 30, 2022, 08:44:03 AM
Mount Saint Helens was the work of the Illuminati!

I knew it, I knew it, I KNEW IT!  Buggedout
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM »
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2022, 01:38:21 PM »
Local Cat Has Never Been Fed Once in his Entire Life, Says Local Cat . . .

Owner Claims Cat Was Fed This Morning, Cat Calls it "Fake Mews"

Investigative Journalist Confirms There is Literally Food in Local Cat's Bowl Right Now. . .

Local Cat Assaults Journalist, Claims Extreme Provocation . . .
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« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2022, 04:23:23 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2022, 04:27:34 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

no, a real one
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2022, 05:41:16 PM »
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 04:27:34 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

no, a real one


I always knew Hogan was right about General Burkhalter fathering a son on the Russian front!
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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2022, 06:26:34 PM »
Quote from: ER on July 02, 2022, 05:41:16 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 04:27:34 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

no, a real one


I always knew Hogan was right about General Burkhalter fathering a son on the Russian front!

Wasn't he one of the Germans in Hogans Heroes?
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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2022, 06:48:53 PM »
^I think several of them were, including a couple of holocaust survivors, but I don't feel like looking it up right now...^
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« Reply #12 on: July 02, 2022, 07:00:20 PM »

Quote from: Alex on July 02, 2022, 06:26:34 PM
Quote from: ER on July 02, 2022, 05:41:16 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 04:27:34 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on June 30, 2022, 01:34:51 PM
Putin's run out of Generals, so he had to pull a morbidly obese man out of retirement...

no, a real one


I always knew Hogan was right about General Burkhalter fathering a son on the Russian front!

Wasn't he one of the Germans in Hogans Heroes?

Yeah! He was the one always telling Klink-" I vill send you to the Russian Front!"
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2022, 09:49:11 AM »
Did you guys hear Disney has bought the entirety of Great Britain? They plan to convert it into a theme park called the United Magic Kingdom!
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2022, 10:04:41 AM »
Quote from: ER on July 11, 2022, 09:49:11 AM
Did you guys hear Disney has bought the entirety of Great Britain? They plan to convert it into a theme park called the United Magic Kingdom!

Well, they couldn't do a worse job than the current lot in charge.
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