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Trevor
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« on: November 28, 2022, 07:01:43 AM »

Right in the most personal of areas 😳😳😳
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« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2022, 08:07:50 AM »

As long as you didn't tear anything beneath them, count it as mercy.
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« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2022, 08:36:54 AM »

this is what happens when you don't break in a new pair of pants with dirty underwear first
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« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2022, 08:57:31 AM »

As long as you didn't tear anything beneath them, count it as mercy.

😳🤣🤣🤣
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« Reply #4 on: November 28, 2022, 08:58:19 AM »

this is what happens when you don't break in a new pair of pants with dirty underwear first

😳🤣🤣🤣

I had my new thong on 😳
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« Reply #5 on: November 28, 2022, 09:26:24 AM »


I had my new thong on 😳

THIS IS AN INFORMATION ANNOUNCEMENT: ALEX'S BRAIN HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN IN ORDER TO PREVENT A DAMAGING MENTAL IMAGE. NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESTORED FOLLOWING A WIPE OF THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF MEMORY JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE!
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« Reply #6 on: November 28, 2022, 11:22:59 AM »


I had my new thong on 😳

THIS IS AN INFORMATION ANNOUNCEMENT: ALEX'S BRAIN HAS BEEN SHUT DOWN IN ORDER TO PREVENT A DAMAGING MENTAL IMAGE. NORMAL SERVICE WILL BE RESTORED FOLLOWING A WIPE OF THE LAST 30 SECONDS OF MEMORY JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE!

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« Reply #7 on: November 28, 2022, 02:44:34 PM »

Yup, something that occurs when you're doing unskilled labor.....
First time, I was wearing bikini briefs, the second time, I was wearing long johns, & the third time, I was in the trunk of my car...
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