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Trevor
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« on: July 30, 2023, 12:25:19 PM »

From the South African B movie Global Effect (2002)

Quote
Dr. Richard Hume: It was a mistake.
Conrad Lee: No doctor, taking a s*** without toilet paper is a mistake. This is a goddamn disaster!

 TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2023, 01:06:19 PM »

From THE BIG LEBOWSKI:

"The Dude abides."
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2023, 01:28:01 PM »

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
Frank Drebin - Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)
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Oookaay...


« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2023, 03:13:12 PM »

Trev I'm just watching MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE which I got after you posted a clip from it the other day... I was waiting for Seagal to say something funny and sure enough he does... eventually

"I guess you could say he had an explosive personality"

...*detonates car bomb*

"Notice I said HAD an explosive personality"
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2023, 03:05:49 AM »

Trev I'm just watching MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE which I got after you posted a clip from it the other day... I was waiting for Seagal to say something funny and sure enough he does... eventually

"I guess you could say he had an explosive personality"

...*detonates car bomb*

"Notice I said HAD an explosive personality"

 TeddyR TeddyR

That was made in Cape Town: not bad as SS films go and I did a whole review for us here.

At one point, one of the bad guys calls him a "poephol" - Afrikaans for a***ole - and SS wipes the bathroom floor with him  Buggedout

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg_oKnEmd1w
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Oookaay...


« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2023, 05:09:20 AM »

heh, that was the clip you posted... I'm now worryingly close to owning EVERY Seagal movie... that's not healthy.

back on track:


Francis: "Why don't you make me?"

PeeWee: "Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them"

EDIT - RIP  Bluesad

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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2023, 02:04:39 AM »

Bordering On Bad Behavior

"What's your plan, penis face?"
"I'm going to bed now, dick lick."

This from the Israeli Defence Minister  Buggedout TeddyR
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2023, 12:11:45 PM »

STATE OF GRACE

"The luckiest day he ever had was when his dog got run over."  Buggedout Wink
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2023, 07:04:59 PM »

"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls"
Charles De Mar - Better Off Dead... (1985)
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2023, 07:54:45 PM »

From O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?

"Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"

And, of course:

"Oh, George, not the livestock!"
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2023, 10:01:29 PM »

From O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?

"Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"

And, of course:

"Oh, George, not the livestock!"

This is one of my least favorite Coen Bros films (several of their others are among my all-time favs). However, even I get a chuckle at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaW0M6V85j8&ab_channel=SupaCreamy
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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2023, 12:22:56 PM »

THE WICKER MAN

"Naturally. It's much too dangerous to jump through a fire with your clothes on." 😳😳😳😉
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