Funny film quote of the day thread

[Trevor]

From the South African B movie Global Effect (2002)

Dr. Richard Hume: It was a mistake.
Conrad Lee: No doctor, taking a s*** without toilet paper is a mistake. This is a goddamn disaster!

[indianasmith]

From THE BIG LEBOWSKI:

"The Dude abides."

[Cult_Moody_Movies]

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."
Frank Drebin - Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)

[zombie no.one]

Trev I'm just watching MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE which I got after you posted a clip from it the other day... I was waiting for Seagal to say something funny and sure enough he does... eventually

"I guess you could say he had an explosive personality"

...*detonates car bomb*

"Notice I said HAD an explosive personality"

[Trevor]

Trev I'm just watching MERCENARY FOR JUSTICE which I got after you posted a clip from it the other day... I was waiting for Seagal to say something funny and sure enough he does... eventually

"I guess you could say he had an explosive personality"

...*detonates car bomb*

"Notice I said HAD an explosive personality"

That was made in Cape Town: not bad as SS films go and I did a whole review for us here.

At one point, one of the bad guys calls him a "poephol" - Afrikaans for a***ole - and SS wipes the bathroom floor with him  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg_oKnEmd1w

[zombie no.one]

heh, that was the clip you posted... I'm now worryingly close to owning EVERY Seagal movie... that's not healthy.

back on track:


Francis: "Why don't you make me?"

PeeWee: "Because I don't make monkeys, I just train them"

EDIT - RIP 

[Trevor]

Bordering On Bad Behavior

"What's your plan, penis face?"
"I'm going to bed now, dick lick."

This from the Israeli Defence Minister 

[Trevor]

STATE OF GRACE

"The luckiest day he ever had was when his dog got run over." 

[Cult_Moody_Movies]

"Lane, I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls"
Charles De Mar - Better Off Dead... (1985)

[indianasmith]

From O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?

"Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"

And, of course:

"Oh, George, not the livestock!"

[M.10rda]

From O BROTHER WHERE ART THOU?

"Them sireens done loved him up and turned him into a horny toad!"

And, of course:

"Oh, George, not the livestock!"

This is one of my least favorite Coen Bros films (several of their others are among my all-time favs). However, even I get a chuckle at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaW0M6V85j8&ab_channel=SupaCreamy

[Trevor]

THE WICKER MAN

"Naturally. It's much too dangerous to jump through a fire with your clothes on." 😳😳😳😉