Gotta love Japanese movies subtitled into English by the Chinese.

[Akira Tubo]

Guy: I will kill you!
Other Guy: That makes me uncomfortable!

Frightened Parent: The monster is raping our daughters!
Other Parent:  We must lock them in the nesting place!

Bit-tit woman: If you stop these chores for me, I will f*** you.
Uptight Guy: Oh!  Very innapropriate!

Punk Kid: It is an American V8.
Straight-laced father: They are too much on the drinking of gasoline.  You will be unable to buy food and lose the ability to move!

Guy: What are you looking?  It is a private scene.
Girl:  (peeking in on divorced buy and his new girlfriend) He has been so long without woman.
Guy: What kind of thing to say?
Girl: It is only true.
Big-tit woman: (walking by) Let me see!
Divorced Guy: (throws open door) What is this going on?
Guy/Girl/Big-tit woman: (in unison) Very painful!

[Akira Tubo]

Hehe, I finished it and here are a few more:

Girl: (sees monster) Oh my deity!

Kid: It went into the lake!
Cop: Do you mean the lake it went into just now?
Kid: Yes!

Big-tit Woman: (to lonely housewife) Stop making these chores for me, and I will f*** you.
Lonely Housewife: Wait until my husband gets home!

Cop: You still have not learned your lesson?
Big-tit Woman: I cannot help it if I drank milk and slept well.
Cop: Stupid woman!

Punk Kid: But Grandfather left me money, I do not have to work.
Straight-laced Father: Man who does not work is worse than greedy woman who sits on couch!

This one has to take the cake, though:

Horny Guy: Please start giving me a blowjob.
Innocent Girl: Shameful!
Horny Guy: Without your service, I would be better to be dead!
Innocent Girl: Stop it!  It is making me blush!

[XxSilverHxX]

Is this a real movie?  I am curious about the big tit woman....lol just playin

[Flangepart]

Ho, man. I'd have thought the subs would have made this piece of "Work" bearable. Make ya' wonder how they translate english into chinese....imagin a chinese guy telling his buds "Did you read that crap!?"