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« Reply #15 on: July 01, 2002, 10:27:17 PM »

"It's not my fault!" -- repeated oh-so-many times by Han Solo (mm... yum) in Star Wars.

BTW, who else thinks that the new Star Wars flicks SUCK?!!
Luke Bannon
« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2002, 06:58:44 AM »

Yep. AOTC was a disappointment. They had a really untalented prick as Anakin and the cliched groan inducing Amadalia/ Anakin forbidden romance made me wanna puke. The rest of the film was good though. Can't wait ta get it on tape to fast foward past the whiny Ani parts
Luke Bannon
« Reply #17 on: July 02, 2002, 07:07:15 AM »

"You will drink the black sperm of my vengence" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (Note: it's a Russ Meyer movie which may explain it.)
« Reply #18 on: July 02, 2002, 11:20:25 PM »

"Let go hunt us some orc!"

"W-w-well, I did hear something about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world... "
         -SamLuke Bannon wrote:
« Reply #19 on: July 03, 2002, 12:10:26 AM »

"Hell, I'd p**s on a sparkplug if I thought it'd do any good!"
-Barry Corbin, Wargames

"I got good news and bad news girls. The good news is your dates are here.", "What's the bad news?", "They're dead."
-Tom Atkins, Night of the Creeps

"Dry hair's for squids."
-Tim Thomerson, Trancers

"What about you? You got anything to say or are your veins bloated with brain eradicator too?"
-Randy Quaid, The Wraith

"Yes, it's true. This man has no dick."
-Bill Murray, Ghostbusters

"Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?"
-Deborah Foreman, Real Genius

"Wolfman's got nards!"
-One of the kids, The Monster Squad

"Did anyone order an a***ole from room service?"
-Tom Hanks, Bachelor Party

"When they want to give the universe an enema, this is where they stick the nozzle"
-Kirk Douglas, Saturn

"I know I look strange to you, but how do you think you look to me? I watched four episodes of Lassie before I figured out why the little hairy kid never spoke!"
-Robert Picardo, Explorers

"The queen promised to ream us with 20 inch cattle prods and I'm still waiting!"
-Matthew Bright, Forbidden Zone
« Reply #20 on: July 03, 2002, 02:19:19 AM »

"Fight, and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least awhile. And dying in your beds, many years from now, how many of you would be willing to trade all the days, from this day to that, for one chance, JUST ONE CHANCE, to come here, and tell our enemies... that they may take our lives... but they'll never take OUR FREEDOM!"

"Ah ah ah. I know what your thinking, your thinking has
he fired six shots or only five. To tell you the truth in all this
confustion I kinda lost track myself. But being this is  44 Magnum,
the worlds most powerful hand gun and could blow your head clean off.
You just gotta ask yourself one question.... Do I feel lucky? Well do
ya PUNK?
« Reply #21 on: July 03, 2002, 03:23:55 PM »

Girl executive not in dangerous situation-"I can see you been through hell."
Black man who's in dangerous situation-"b***h, we still here."

« Reply #22 on: July 03, 2002, 06:18:40 PM »

from food of the gods 2

"since when did a car eat your liver?"


".... a night, im sure, none of us will ever forget...."
« Reply #23 on: July 03, 2002, 09:34:24 PM »

Man with really bad southern accent: "Weather or not you fry buttf*&k!"- Satan's Storybook

"When The moon is full I become a wolf"- 2 Idiots in Hollywood (those of you who have seen it should understand)
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2005, 03:59:28 PM »

"Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God." - Hard boiled.
« Reply #25 on: May 26, 2005, 04:30:44 PM »

"I like what you've done to the place, of course last time I was here there was a body in the deep fryer" - Christopher Walken in "Scotland, Pa"
« Reply #26 on: May 26, 2005, 06:13:06 PM »

"I love my dead gay son" - Heathers
« Reply #27 on: May 26, 2005, 07:33:58 PM »

"Those Baptist just come in and take over." Ed Wood
« Reply #28 on: May 26, 2005, 10:33:22 PM »

"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES."
« Reply #29 on: May 26, 2005, 11:02:47 PM »

Aliens had some of the most memorable quotations ever.  (It's "quotation," by the way, folks.  "Quotation" is the noun.  "To quote" is the verb.)


"I say we dust off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

"Hey, Vasquez!  Have you ever been mistaken for a MAN?"

- "No.   Haf you?"

and perhaps the best line ever uttered by a little girl in an action movie:

("These people are here to protect you.  They're soldiers.")

"It won't make any difference."  - Newt, from Aliens
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