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My cat can eat a whole watermelon!

« Reply #30 on: May 26, 2005, 11:49:25 PM »

I'm sure somebody else already nominated it, but it is:

"I kick ass for the Lord!"

Every dead body that is not exterminated becomes one of them. It gets up and kills. The people it kills, get up and kill.
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Punks not Ded sez Rich

« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2005, 12:21:10 AM »

Speaking of Aliens quotes:

"Let put her in charge"

"Elevator to hell going down"

and from Ghost World that has now become my sig

"We Greeks created democracy! You also created homos!"-Ghost World

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Most of all I hate dancing then work,exercise,people,stupidpeople

« Reply #32 on: May 27, 2005, 02:24:54 AM »

Where do these stairs go?

« Reply #33 on: May 27, 2005, 08:33:00 AM »

Utah!......gimmie two!
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« Reply #34 on: May 27, 2005, 08:47:23 AM »

Perhaps it was a result of an anxiety.

No style, do ya chicken-s**t? Goes to water over a dummy.

My sig below also.


The arrangement was I wouldn't kill ya...I reckon you got a bargain, didn't ya?

Trading in human must be trash.

Two days ago I saw a vehicle that'd haul that tanker. You wanna get outta here? You talk to me.

***Road Warrior

Back off man, I'm a scientist.

We're ready to believe you!

***Ghost Busters

I could go on but I won't. Has anyone noticed that this thread is almost 3 years old?


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« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2005, 09:47:52 AM »

yeah I did, someone up above commented about how the new star wars movie sucked and I was about to say it was better than Episode 2, then i realized the date it was posted and was like OH she's talking about Attack of the clones.

Also good quote we all forgot...BUBBA HO-TEP

"I Felt my pecker flutter like a pigeon having a heart attack"
Master Blaster
« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2005, 10:45:17 AM »

"I will galge out your eyes and skull f**k you!"

"What is best in life?"
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women"

"Game over man! game over! What the f**k are we going to do now man! What are we gonna do!"
Dr. Kobb
« Reply #37 on: May 27, 2005, 11:15:00 AM »

"There are no crazy people doctor.  We're all just on vacation." --- Donald Pleasance to Dwight Schultz in `82's "Alone In The Dark".

Okay, it's not really the Best Quote Ever, but I'm fresh off from having watched this crazy `80's horror flick, and just ga-ga over it!  Always dig Donald Pleasance, and this line is delivered with his usual inimitable style.

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« Reply #38 on: May 27, 2005, 12:00:04 PM »

From "J.C.V.H"

"Let's start the conversions!" - Jesus, when attacked by a car full of atheists

"If I'm not back in five minutes, call the Pope" - Jesus, about to sneak into a building


Going places unmapped, to do things unplanned, to people unsuspecting
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2005, 12:41:37 AM »

"get your stinkin paws off me you damned dirty ape!"

« Reply #40 on: May 30, 2005, 08:54:33 AM »

Not the best quote, but amusing...

From THE TERMINATOR..."Hey, buddy. Did you just see a real bright light?"

I always wondered what happened to that actor...
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« Reply #41 on: May 31, 2005, 02:19:49 PM »

Steve, the Bum in the alley was Stan Yale, who later went on to appear in Trancers 3 as another Bum in the alley.
Nice to see Ernie Hudson on hear a few times, but my favorite quotesin recent memory would have to be Kip in Napolean Dynamite.
"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

"She's uh... she's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really... just kinda TO'd because... I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet. "
and my favorite- "Your mom goes to college!"

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« Reply #42 on: May 31, 2005, 03:28:24 PM »

It's when Spicoli says "You Dick!" in Fast Times At Ridgemont High
« Reply #43 on: June 01, 2005, 11:44:22 AM »

TROLL (1987)

The fairy: "What´s your name boy?"
The Boy: "My name is Harry Potter."

- wasn´t this an inspiration for someone?
Groovebelly Productions
« Reply #44 on: June 01, 2005, 12:27:34 PM »

"Let's get the hell outta here"

come on folks, If I had a dollar for everytime this line has been used in any movie, I could Retire by the time I'm 40.
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