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« on: April 11, 2001, 12:31:00 PM »

This movie will destroy your brain.

plus, it has jackie chan

this is enough of a tantalizer:
basic plot:

japanese nazis invade Canada during the 2nd world war in souped-up 70's motorcars to kidnap and torture Abraham Lincoln.

It's like a peek into the abyss!
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2001, 02:50:40 PM »

So you think Fantasy Mission Force, you got to check out some of Jackies other films made in the same era!!

Eagle Shadow Fist: made before Jackie's cameo in Enter The Dragon, listed as starring in it but dies early on, also made long before he developed mussles.

Police Woman (aka rumble in hong kong) : Most recent press releases say Jackie's never played a bad guy, but here he is playing a bad guy
(with huge facial mole).Dies at the end.

Fire Dragon : Weird movie,made from clips of Fantasy Mission Force with a body double to make it look like Jackie's in the whole movie (His role in FMF is minimal) has a totally diferent story to FMF,totally confusing.

Magnificent Bodyguards: Watch this film because in one scene they use most of the Star Wars score (including some of the sound effects).Total stinker,and the twist at the end totally sucks!! (ask if you want to know)

To Kill with Intrigue : Jackie being a bad guy (but he becomes good later) eats red hot coal, gets facial scar.

These films are only for Jackie Chan completists, he has done some films which are nearly as bad. Most of the films above were made when Jackie worked for Lo Wei, the worst Hong Kong film maker, noted for discovering both Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee.
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2001, 09:41:42 PM »

Phew, sounds like a neat combination. I could have owned that film for $1.99 at Best Buy a couple years ago. Guess I should have bought it.  I actually own 5 Jackie Chan films that I bought for $10 at Curcuit City a couple years ago.

Drunken Master (the only one I've taken he time to watch)
The Fingers of Death
Jackie Chan & The 36 Crazy Fist
The Young Master
Young Tiger
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2001, 09:46:12 AM »

He's certainly made some stinkers, but his worst is Rush Hour. I cannot stand Chris Tucker, and i hope his career dies an early death.
« Reply #4 on: April 12, 2001, 03:49:25 PM »

Rush Hour rocks, but The Armour of God his by far his best film,the sequal pretty good too. Hand of Death (aka Countdown in Kung Fu),Drunken Master and Snake in the Eagle's Shadow are is best 70's films.

Chris Tucker stinks up every film he's in (bar Rush Hour) he's just a low rent Chris Rock.
« Reply #5 on: April 12, 2001, 05:29:28 PM »

Aw come on!  I liked Chris Tucker in the Fifth Element.  He was the perfect incarnation of a talk show star (think of him as Oprah on PCP, Viagra, and steroids) taken to the nth extreme.  It's the face of the future folks.  Look upon it and dispair.

But in everything else (including Rush Hour) he stunk.
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