Route 666

[Will]

Skull, mister. And missus.

My god, I haven't seen a movie THIS bad in ages.

According to Route 666:
Fact: Highly trained federal marshals fleeing mob assassins and working against the clock to get a witness to trial will (1) stop to check out graveyards; (2) have sex in the back of an SUV; (3) leave the witness ALONE; and (4) have a backyard rasslin' match complete with a girl witness so they can be real men.

Another apparent fact: If you jiggle the camera anytime the concrete zombie ghost things are around, or there's a gunfight, or any other action, you'll make the movie more entertaining. That's true, except the opposite.

STAY AWAY. It's not even funny bad.

[Steven Millan]

                      Thanks for the warning,Will,although you're several months too late into giving it....
                      What the hell was William Wesley thinking(when he made this piece of crapola)?!
                       Otherwise,I'm glad to see that Dick Miller is still alive,and was smart to take a cameo(and risk big poster name association with this disastrous undead flick).

[Luca Brasi]

One has to admit, though, that the presence of Lou Diamond Phillips is always a little funny. Ha! He's a has been, I feel better now. . . . actually, I can't thing of one remotely amusing quality in that piece of refuse, well, at least there's always "Bats", oh wait, that sucked too . . . I'll always have "La Bamba"!

[Chadzilla]

1 slime

I've been subjected to worse cinematic misfires.

Still, why was L.Q. Jones reading The Tell-Tale Heart (oh, an ironic in-joke!) while wearing sunglasses indoors?

This movie hurt more than a little, because I really LIKE Scarecrows!

[Lee]

Call me sick but you guys make me want to see this! Hey quit throwing stuff!!!