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BlackAngel
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« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2002, 03:41:34 PM »

I can't wait to tell all my friends in high school that I just had sex with R. Kelly.
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From every1 in NYC, c-ya
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chris
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« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2002, 03:47:44 PM »

Wow, this is way different with an adult!
(pointing at genitalia) Check this s**t out.
We're going to burn in hell for sure.
Pull my finger.
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Lee
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« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2002, 04:15:27 PM »

Where's this thing go?
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ErikJ
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« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2002, 07:59:53 PM »

Mommy always let me, why won't you?
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If God is watching us, the least we can do is be
entertaining.

John
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« Reply #34 on: September 21, 2002, 06:59:12 PM »

I wish we could be brother & sister.
Let's try anal sex, you can be Frank.
Call me daddy!
Come on, move! You don't expect me to do all the work do you?
Let me try something new, my other girlfriend really loves it.
So tell me, how many other custo... I mean boyfriends have you had?
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Cunnins
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« Reply #35 on: September 23, 2002, 02:05:54 AM »

Bite the pillow baby!!!!  I'm Cumming!!!!
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