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Dano
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« on: September 17, 2002, 03:26:07 PM »

It is TOTALLY IMPOSSIBLE to knock off a pair of sunglasses unless you cut them in half with a katana (along with the person's entire head).
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Skeeeepy
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« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2002, 04:10:24 PM »

There are rules to killing a vampire, but they dont apply to blade. like getting them in the heart.
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Dano
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« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2002, 06:26:13 PM »

I'm not looking for him to getting killed... I'd settle for his glasses getting knocked off when he gets punched in the head 50 times by monsters with superhuman strength.  I swear he's like Indy with his damn hat!  LOL.
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J.R.
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« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2002, 09:11:10 PM »

I learned-

- Light can turn corners.

- If ninjas break into your house they might just be making a business proposal.

- Vampires' clothes can heal along with their bodies.

- You really don't want to walk into a nightclub in Prague unless the theme is announced up front.
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XxSilverHxX
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« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2002, 09:38:40 PM »

Blade 2 is awesome....thats what I learned.
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Brock
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« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2002, 07:46:59 AM »

I hated Blade II.  They've warped this whole modern vampire thing so much in order to appeal to the goth crowd that they're barely even vampires anymore.  Not a bat to be seen.  As far as I'm concerned, the only real trait any of those things share with vampires is that they drink blood, except usually more blood ends up splattering the wall than ending up in their mouth.

Yeah, I didn't like the movie.  How'd you know?
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Josh patrick
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« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2002, 08:15:37 AM »

i hated it too, it was not as good as the first.
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Neville
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« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2002, 01:20:13 PM »

I really liked it more than the first one. The script was way better, and the visuals were f**king great compared with the flash & MTV editing of the first title.

However, I'm not a real Blade fan, so maybe it's just me.
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