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« on: October 03, 2002, 08:08:00 PM »

Check it out, his skin turned blue after he drank water laced with silver (on purpose).  I think it would be awesomely funny if he ate a constituent:

http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Central/10/02/candidate.blue.skin.ap/index.html

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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2002, 08:13:51 PM »

Naw, naw.  He's courting the all important Smurf vote.
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2002, 08:20:15 PM »

I saw this today.  After he loses the election, he could have a HUGE career as a B-movie star!  Think about how many tickets or videos you would sell by having the crazy politician who turned himself blue play Zarzatz, King of the Ice Moons or Murkia!

How do I know he'll lose?  

A. He turned himself blue by being taken in by quackery.  Americans don't trust blue people.
B. He's a Libertarian, get real.

DC Voter:  Why I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate!
Kang and Kodos:  Go ahead!  THROW your vote away!!

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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2002, 09:08:05 PM »

Wonder if I put on special glasses if I could see him in 3-D

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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2002, 10:13:21 PM »

Too bad he's too old to join the Blue Man Group. Now he has to retire to the carnival.
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2002, 11:18:27 PM »

He's a Libertarian; ANYTHING to get even a little bit of coverage, you know?

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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2002, 11:36:01 PM »

Wonder how many times he gets asked if he's feeling blue.

Actually it's kind of a neat idea. Somehow the idea of a race of bluemen, redmen and greenmen is quite appealing. Very sci-fi..like X-men.

Wait a minute, maybe he's a mutant!


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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2002, 11:50:41 PM »

"Grampa Nightcrawler, have you been going 'bamf' again?"
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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2002, 03:33:10 PM »

Nope, a Morlock.

It's a shame he's in Montana, otherwise I'd vote for him; a libertarian and a Morlock rolled into one.
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« Reply #9 on: October 04, 2002, 03:53:18 PM »

Can't say I'd vote for somebody who made a goofy mistake like that.

Hmmm... I wonder what the Green Party candidate looks like.
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« Reply #10 on: October 04, 2002, 11:07:42 PM »

Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2002, 11:13:41 PM »

ErikJ wrote:
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> Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo

Lesson Learned:
Experimental chewing gum and politics do not mix.

Which reminds me of something that has been tickling my mind, ever since I read (somewhere) that they were going to launch a sample of Arthur C. Clarke's DNA into space.  Doing a bad movie slant column.  Take the Clarke story - that immediately made me think about aliens finding the sample and breeding an unstoppable army of clones to take over the Earth.  Not a pretty thought.

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« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2002, 12:11:21 PM »

But, Andrew, if we did away with the worlds word processors and typewriters, those A.C. Clark clones would be powerless!
....Yee,hee hee. A blue politician.....too bad they all don't turn blue. Hey, maby he viseted Cleveland and watched the Ghoul show.
....See how many of you get That referance! :)

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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2002, 12:20:15 PM »

I used to have bright blue hair, maybe me and him could be a comedy double act.
We could even sing the potato/potarto song. Endless possibilities. Maybe.

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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2002, 04:31:23 PM »


 How could they tell if he got frostbite? And is he now permenently sexually frustrated?
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