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« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2002, 01:10:53 PM »

Chadzilla wrote:
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> Since we posted practically identical posts (i.e. early
> and/or first victim) perhaps it good be a tag team kill.  One
> of us gets et while the other watches, then turns and runs,
> only to be chased down and killed by a POV shot!
>

That's uncanny!  (Great minds think alike.)  I'll be the one that goes out and gets killed first while you stay in the car, trying to start the engine and flooding it before getting stomped/eaten/dissolved, k?
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« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2002, 01:13:05 PM »

Gerry wrote:
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>I'll be the one
> that goes out and gets killed first while you stay in the
> car, trying to start the engine and flooding it before
> getting stomped/eaten/dissolved, k?

Can an ironic song be playing on the radio?  Please, please?

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« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2002, 02:44:55 PM »

Bit part Fodder and/or old coot. Albeit a well armed fodder coot!
....You do realise, "Kenny" is  one you'll have to foist off on some one. A "Designated Kenny" could be a poster who says the most kenny like things.......
....Heres a shooting jacket i'd like. "Burt Gummer's school of survival " The motto would read. "Always have a big enough gun".

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« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2002, 03:40:17 PM »

I'd get munched early on, as the teen who says "let's all go up to the abandoned quarry/swim hole.  C'mon, you're not going to let a stupid rumor of a homicidal killer/monster/unknown alien/supernatural being stop you?  We've got enough beer."

And I'm not too old to play a teen, just because it was twenty years ago.
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« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2002, 04:03:12 PM »

I'd probably be the person the main characters bump into that suddenly tells them tons of useless information and "history" legends about the area that they are sure to ignore and laugh at (as i give them a scowl). Then they walk off to their certain deaths.

That said, there's about a 65% chance I could be the first victim.

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« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2002, 04:06:33 PM »

Chadzilla wrote:
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> >I'll be the one
> > that goes out and gets killed first while you stay in the
> > car, trying to start the engine and flooding it before
> > getting stomped/eaten/dissolved, k?
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> Can an ironic song be playing on the radio?  Please, please?

Sure, how about "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Oyster Cult?
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« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2002, 05:51:05 PM »

I'd probably be the sarcastic-yet-wacky comic relief, which means I, too, have an early date in Savini's chair.
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« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2002, 07:44:24 PM »

The 80s punk rocker. "What do you think, this is a costume? This is a way of life!"

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« Reply #23 on: October 19, 2002, 03:08:42 PM »

Will, by going that route, you'd be committing Suicide...

...oh, I crack myself up...ha-HA!

I'd be the angst-ridden teenager that just happens to say some quirky remarks regarding the situation. I'd end up as fodder near the end when the heroes are devising a plan to destroy the monster/killer/alien/whatever that goes horribly awry. Although if I come near-death and then die in the sequel, regardless of the fact that I'm the only person people like in either movie, a la Jamie Kennedy as "Randy" in Scream and Scream 2, I will be mightily p**sed.

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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2002, 01:06:15 PM »

a violent motorcycle gang member straight out of a 60's biker film.
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« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2002, 01:43:00 PM »

Hmmm... Since we seem to be doing slasher movie cliches, maybe I'd be the big imposing guy who, in an ironic twist, is bumped off very easily before having a chance to land a punch.

Actually, I could probably be the smart-assed reporter who is snapping pictures while all hell is breaking loose, a la Carl Kolchak, then trying to convince my editor that a vampire/mummy/goatsucker is on the loose.
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« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2002, 03:15:03 PM »

AndyC wrote:
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> Hmmm... Since we seem to be doing slasher movie cliches,
> maybe I'd be the big imposing guy who, in an ironic twist, is
> bumped off very easily before having a chance to land a punch.

That one's not just limited to slasher movies.  Remember the beginning of JURASSIC PARK 3--the big guy with the big gun.
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« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2002, 06:11:03 PM »

Yep, I would unforunately have to be the one that is the secondary killer, you know the one who really has no motive for doing this but he is anyways (like the young kid in Scream 2....... was his name Mike?) Well, that way I would at least live throught the whole movie, and one of my family members would revenge me in the sequal or i would come back stronger than before
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« Reply #28 on: October 29, 2002, 06:05:25 PM »

I'd be the fringe stoner that figures out the problem, find the answer and is the second to last to die handing off the superserum w/ my dieing breath so that the main character can save the day and get the credit. NO! I'M NOT BITTER!  ;-)
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