Flangepart
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« on: October 31, 2002, 12:13:00 PM » |
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From Doug Jone's Horror Host Video collection. Dr. Creep does his thang, and thats a good thang.
....Stars?: Paul Naschy, Karin Dor, Craig Hill and...Michael Rennie? Two words.."House paymant"
....Plot?: Aliens plan to conquor earth with famous earth monsters Dracula, Frankenstein, werewolf and Mummy. Does not prove as "Cost Effective" as expected. Much Unintended hilarity insues.
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....STUFF TO WATCH FOR!! ::::
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....First Hubble images of the Bloodshot Eyeball galaxy.
....Klattu seems realy bitter.
....Ah, so the plot is a little bit, Plan 9, a bit Not of this Earth, and some Trek Classic.
The one with the Dechohedrons...
....Bickering law dogs. Our "Hero" look like an accoutant. What, another one?
....Those Darn Aliens...if their not defaceing old books, thier killing librarians.
...."Werewolf?" There wolf...there castle.....
....How does he afford a Mercades on a cops salary?
....Cemetary caretaker = Monster fodder.
....< Host bit: Jurrasic park 3. With hand puppets.Realy...>
....Valdamar is a wolf man of the old school. (Translvanya P.S.238)
....Can't stop thinking of Warren Zevon right about now....
....Yee,heehee! She defeats hairy boy with a rolled up car window. Crank type! Heeheehee...
....Flatulent werewolf! ( I'm sure he pooted! Right after he offs the hooker)
...."Hero" enters appartment. Girl says," Oh, i was expecting a girlfriend. I thought it was her"....well, she's half right.
...."I have a very open mind on the subject" Explains the wistling sound....
....Tomb Raiders...on a very strict budget.
....A chinese Mummy? I'd hate to see the daddy! ( Rim shot).
....Her dad is Mr. Drysdale?
....Duleing eyeball closeups.
....When Aliens Pontificate.
....Woah! Drac is lookin for more then just necks! Watch that hand, you bodice ripper, you!
....Glenn Not so Strange.
...."Frankenstein Vs. Wolfman?" No...more like Robin Williams Vs. Jim Belushi.
....Frankus Interruprus! A common sexual disfunction in these kind of flicks.
....< Host bit : Wolfman says (In wolfese) "Don't smoke, or I'll chomp your butt right off!" >
....< Host bit: Wolfman says( Over repeat of Hooker snuffing), "Don't mess with my Ho's, or i'll climb out of the grave and maul your butt!" >ahem...back to the flick....
....Yep. Add "Dagger of the mind" to the plot borrowing chart...
....Thats is one hickey laden cop.
....Oh, Mike Rennie...how the mighty have fallen.....
....Plot revelations theater, right after "Are you being served?"
....Wuss! This Dracula is a Wuss! He makes the hero look macho!
....(Singing) I saw lon Chaney walkin' with the Queen...doin' the werewolves of London...
....Look, its just the Mummy. Walk away from him...what, he can catch up?
....< Host Bit: Reverand Zealot Reviews "Meet the feebles" So THATS what the line about " A hippo with a machine gun" ment!.>
....Hah! Never though i's see a Mummy on a make shift Exersize wheel!
....< Host bit: Amature Home movie "Homemade shock" With a killer Vaccume cleaner. Realy.>
.... Wolfmen are realy hard on reanimated Corpses. Say goodby, Frank.
....Self Cremateing aliens. Is Roy Thinnis around?
....And, Finaly, (yea) Castle go boom!
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....Ohhhh...so many straitlines, so little time! Yee,heehee....Misty this one good, gang! An Embarrisment of riches.
.....The video Dr. Creep used title read "Dracula Vs. Frankenstein", but Doc told about the weird history of this flick, so no suprise there.
....Dr. Creep is up to the old Cable access humor....what do ya want for nothin'...a rubber biscut?
--------------------In summation: Superior alien species? My galaxy spanning butt you are!-------Back to you, Andrew!----------------------------------------------------------------
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