most embarrassing videos we own

[Mofo Rising]

I proudly lend my copy of MR T: BE SOMEBODY OR BE SOMEBODY'S FOOL out to almost everybody I know.  I've also had of viewing of the worst movie I own, SLAPSTICK (OF ANOTHER KIND), with most of my friends.  So I'm not really embarrassed about most of my odd videos.

One I don't readily show to people though is my copy of PLASTIC LITTLE.  Not so much because it's a T&A flick.  (I would proudly show off my copy of HAMBURGER: THE MOTION PICTURE.  It's more because it's a CARTOON T&A flick.

[Neville]

I am regretful to admit, even now, that I own a copy of an infamous semi-erotic Honk Kong film, "The chinese torture room". It came with an adult magazine I once bought, and it features things such fascinating as a flying quickie (those who enjoyed "Crouching tiger, hidden dragon" should see this) or assasinations with the medieval equivalent of viagra. I actually taped "JC's Village of the damned" over it and now I regret.

[J.R.]

I still have copies of myself in school plays from 4th and 5th grade. In one I'm a wolf,  dressed in a gray sweatsuit with whiskers painted on my face. In another I play Lewis  in a play about Lewis and Clark, with the worst-looking fake beard in the history of the world and an ill-fitting suit. I never watch them, but I can't bring myself to throw them out. Usually my friends will be over and pop one in while I'm out of the room.

[Dano]

I don't own many videos or DVDs, but the ones I catch the most crap about from friends and family are Watership Down and Ladyhawke.  Ironically the one that I am most embarassed to own is neither of these but rather Braveheart.  Ugh.  I need to have a garage sale.

[SJuggalo]

Wanna sell those?? My fiance' is interested in the rainbow brite, strawberry shortcake, and he-man and shera movies. Toss me an email and name a fair price.

[John]

>I actually taped "JC's Village of the damned" over it and now I regret

There are usually several copies of A Chinese Torture Chamber I & II available on eBay at any one time.

[Will]

Not a chance, sorry. I love these damn things. They're hilarious....

[Deena]

Will- you rock for having strawberry shortcake!  The first guy i've ever run across who likes ss.  The real question is where is the Gem?  She's truly outrageous.

Deena

[Creepozoid]

Brock wrote:
>
> 1.  Goldy III - The Magic of Golden Bear, a horrid kiddie
> flick starring Mr. T and Cheech Marin.
> 2.  Freaked - which is actually pretty good, but the whole
> written by/starring Alex Winter scares most off.
> 3.  Cool as Ice - 'nuff said.
> 4.  The Stepford Husbands - Imagine the plot to this one.  It
> was made for the lifetime network.  Now try convincing
> someone its not softcore porn.  it's really harder than you'd
> think.
> 5. Spice World - is really damn funny, so back off, ok?

You own a Lifetime movie? You win, buddy. My most embarrasing is DO YOU WANNA KNOW A SECRET? A horrible direct-to-video slasher by all means but since no one knows what it is then I guess it's not that embarrasing anyway.