Spam, spam and more spam

[FaerieOfDeath]

I actually own a book containing over 100 haikus and senryus related to spam. it's a collection by John nagamichi Cho called "Spam-Ku: Tranquil Reflections on Luncheon Loaf".

Cheeks pink as primrose,
SPAM-sculpted.  Sweetly dimpling,
Pigmalion smiles.

My friend is kosher,
She doesn't understand my
Passionate love, tears.

I hear the SPAM ball
It bounces - porqua porqua.
A haiku of spring.

"SPAM" in French is "SPAMME".
Like SPAMME frites and SPAMME l'orange.
The French are so cool.

[Fritz]

Forrest Walter's Food I Fears is very funny. One thing though, who scared of Pesto, it's a great way of getting out of cooking you just boil the pasta, drain pasta, then stur in pesto !!!

It's funny, this is the biggest topic i've seen and it's about food.

: )

[Scott Davis]

During a moment of inactivity at work, I quickly jotted down the different kind of canned meat  products we have:

Deviled Ham - 3 different types!
Cooked Ham
Prem
Spam
Corned Beef - 2 different types
Klik
Kam

So 11 different kind.

Excuse me while I puke.

[Fritz]

Spam's a consipracy to turn everyone into vegitarians....

[Flangepart]

Three words.  Oh...My...God.  I have to post a copy of Food i Fear near the Saneese Machines in the work Caffiteria. He..hehe....hehehe....After all those years saying Saneese: the only Food thats never seen organic matter......pardon me, i need to have a little lay down...but i shall never suffer alone agine.

[Squishy]

That's so f****** sick. (5)
No really. Too gross for words. (7)
Makes me want to spew. (5)

[Koshare]

You know what is really bad? The fact that if something is in stores, that generaly means someone buys it. I have never ever seen someone willingfully eat spam that made more then 15,000 dollars a year.

[FaerieOfDeath]

Wow, what an artist you are!

[Gerry]

Stop you guys!  You're making me hungry!

[Scott Davis]

Now thats just wrong Gerry!