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« on: November 11, 2002, 07:37:46 AM »

This ties in with the previous "Coolest Guns" thread.

Have any of you seen that commercial for a certain video game, I believe it is for the PS2 .
It involves a bunch of young guys launching a rocket from a rather LARGE tube at a target and then watching it explode.
They jump up and down laughing.  (I would be too!)
  It attempts to show one of the weapons in the new game.  (I can't remember the title)

I love this ad!
   
I guess it's a guy thing.

Blowing up and destroying things is inherent in our nature I guess.

It's always easier to destroy than it is to create.

I ask my friends, "what would you do if you had that in your hands?"

They usually answer, "I'd shoot the s**t out of EVERYTHING!"

One thing I'd like to do before I die is launch a rocket at semi-trailer fuel tanker!!  (just a pipe dream)
The explosion would be glorious!!!
(there's such hostility in me!!)

How about the traditional laser rifle?
Imagine for a minute that you and I are standing in either a wooded or open area.  

I turn to look at you and say, "check this out!"

You look down into my open hands.

I present to you the most state of the art laser weapon ever created thus far by man.  
(probably similar to a stormtrooper's rifle)

It is handheld and easily wielded.
You feel that it is lightweight.
You put your hand around the rubber grip and it's a perfect fit.
You slightly touch your index finger on the trigger, just to feel it.
You turn it over in your hands and examine it and engrave into your mind the intricacies and detail of such a powerful weapon.
Cold steel combined with modern technology.

I tell you, "go for it, try it out."
You put it up to your shoulder and point it at something non-human and non human related and pull the trigger!
BOOM!!  
Oh yeah!!!!!
You watch the target either take the hit harmlessly, exposing a small black mark, or explode!!

I know you would.

Of course you would!  

Don't try to deny it.

If you pointed said laser rifle up at the sky and fired it, how far would the beam go?
Would it ever stop 'till it hit something?  
Jupiter or Saturn maybe?

Another is the lightsaber.

Can you imagine what you would do if you had a REAL one??!!

How much would it weigh with the blade out?

How close would you put your hand or finger to it before you yanked it back in pain??

Having a real one in your hand you would no doubt wave it around at least.

Would you poke it into things like the ground?

The wall?

Your worst enemy??

If I had a real one I'd cut EVERYTHING I COULD THINK OF IN HALF!!

A claw foot bathtub!  SLASH!

A telephone pole!  SLASH!!

An automobile!!  SLASH!!

Imagine if you had a lightsaber that could go to INFINITE lengths!

You could cut the wings off of a jumbo jet as it was flying overhead!  (I would never do that though)

I'd be willing to bet that at least one or some of you have had these same thoughts run through your head at one time or another.  Am I right???

Ahh!  How destructive we males are!  LOL!!!!!!

We are all little boys at heart!

My question for all of you is this:
Would you keep these toys under your bed or would you break them out and see exactly what you could do with them??


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