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Morto-Vivo Come Dona Flor!
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« on: March 26, 2003, 04:59:24 PM »

http://www.tauil.com.br/07.04.0701-V2m55s-MATs-ChicoNoBanco_320x240_300.avi
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2003, 11:11:29 PM »

LOL!!! That was retarded! Do we really need to watch him sitting on a bench for a minute and a half? And that ending...HAHAHA

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Squishy
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2003, 06:29:12 AM »

Oh, I don't know...I think this constitutes a worse "action" scene, in that it actually involves "action." If you can call a fistfight with a man dressed as a jellyfish "action." (Scroll down to find the clip. WARNING: Don't be drinking anything.)
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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2003, 06:29:54 AM »

http://www.bmoviecentral.com/bmoviecentral/reviews/Sting%20Of%20Death.html

Damn link didn't work! Cut and paste!
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« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2003, 11:18:33 AM »

That clip of Sting of Death came close to bringing tears to my eyes.  Any movie that can make Doctor Who FX seem like high quality CGI is okay with me.
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peter johnson
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« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2003, 05:28:07 PM »

But, by Christ, don't you covet that costume?!?!?
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2003, 05:47:39 PM »

peter johnson wrote:
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> But, by Christ, don't you covet that costume?!?!?
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peter johnson
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« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2003, 12:58:43 AM »

Hell, yes, the jellyfish costume!!  
I have had many bad costumes over the years, most of which have been given away for other shows, though I retain many many bits and pieces of some.  I recently did a live musical version of "Much Ado About Nothing" here in Colorado, and composed my entire costume for Borachio (Bad guy/drunk/insane) from these bits and pieces.
Of course I'd want that jellyfish costume!!  Wouldn't you?!?!?
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« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2003, 02:41:34 AM »

Well, sure, I guess.  Goof as it is.  I own worse stuff.

Of course, I'd rather a functioning Dalek rig...
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2003, 12:20:48 AM »

>Of course, I'd rather a functioning Dalek rig...

Depending on how much you'd be willing to pay, I can put you in touch with someone who can build you one. I've seen pictures of some of the daleks he's built for other people and they look like they just came right off the show.
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Squishy
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2003, 07:02:50 AM »

Jellyfish suit? Oof, no way. How would you see? Kids would run up behind you and clamp off your air tube. And when you talked..."Amf mmm mmmf mf mmmf! Gnf!"

Wife: "Honey! What are you DOING!??"
You: "Inf mmffin' m mmmk! Umf?" ("I'm taking a leak! Why?")
Wife: "Take off that stupid head!"
You: "Im kmmf! Wfz wmmm!" ("I can't! What's wrong?")
Wife: "You're in the kitchen!"
Vicar: "Oh, crickey!"
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peter johnson
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2003, 04:26:12 PM »

Shoot, I own one of the best-looking whole-head iguana masks in the world, and yes, visibility IS and issue -- can't see at all out of the alleged eye-slits, though you sort of get a view out of the mouth slit -- but the coolness factor outweighs any safety issue -- sort of like a Jeep --
The solution is to have a SIDEKICK (Plankton Girl!) for Jellyfish Man to lead him around (discreetly) when wearing the Jellyfish costume to formal events like weddings and Bar-Mitzvahs, etc.
Hadn't really thought of the air issue, though.  I'd assumed air-holes beneath the rim of the bell . . .
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peter johnson
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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2003, 07:00:53 PM »

Okay, anyone want to help me out with this -- I'm having computer literacy problems here --?
I've scanned a photo of me in the iguana mask into my desktop as a bitmap, and now I'd like to post it here on the board.  Don't know how.  Have read lots of little function and help screens -- nothing happening.  Tried cntrl+a/c/v.  Nothing.
Any suggestions?  Obviously, I don't do a lot of this sort of thing.
Feel free to make fun of me --

peter johnson

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peter johnson
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« Reply #13 on: March 31, 2003, 01:10:18 PM »

Hey!  Just putting in a new post here so people will look at the iguana mask picture that Andrew helped me with -- Thankyou Andrew!
peter johnson

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« Reply #14 on: April 05, 2003, 05:13:39 PM »

oh my! I really dig this picture! MUCHO funny. I laughed til I cried! It's the Feel Good Picture of the Spring!!!!!
no really, it's terribly funny!!!! :)

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