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Scott Davis
« on: May 19, 2001, 04:13:14 PM »

I wrote an email to a friend last night. I was only running on a few hours of sleep.

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Hey Steph, wassup man?

I want my money back you bum!! I'm calling the BBB on you! You ripped me

Haha, kidding man.

I'm actually e-mailing you to see if you could possible take a look at my
site and maybe give me some help.

I want to spruce it up a bit, but since I'm such a lazy ass son of a
b***h, I won't take the time to learn html. I tried. I really did but my
mind is a rock and won't soak in any more knowledge.

I blame the americans and their TV shows but in reality I know it's the
school system.

Or if anything, at least maybe a really b***h ass index page, that gets
the masses hyped up and then when they click through, they wished I was dead!

Crap, running on 5,5 hours of sleep is making me really creative. Maybe
i'll go paint a picture of a cow f**king a car*!!

Anyways man, hope everything is cool on your end. Sounds like a @!#$ load
of business you're doing. Glad it ain't me. Stocking shelves for $7.60 an
hour is good enough for me. f**king paycheck today was $270 bucks! BOOYAH!!

Hasta Manana;

*It'll probably turn out to be a couple of hot lesbeins doing the nasty
while premier looks on and I'll sell it on ebay for $50 bucks to some 90
year old perv!
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