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Scottie
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« on: December 29, 2002, 09:58:40 PM » |
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I wrote this song a number of years ago when I was in my "band" phase of life, where basically everyone I knew was in a band, so, I joined the crowd, and fell in line with Papuans on Parade. We were never very serious, and wrote songs about riding on the short bus, and Johnny Carosn, and this is a song that I wrote, but never submitted to be played, cause I thought it sucked at the time, but now that I read over it again, it's pretty good. What do you think?
One night in a laboratory, a scientist was working late
But with a -POOF- a -CRASH- a -BOOM- and a -BASH-, he set in stone our fate.
A Birdman beast, a mold of jello jiggling on the floor
A space creature using it's ninth plan; what have they all come for?
Theeey've goooot: hairdryer death rays, a tin foil fashion craze
single frame death scenes, pie tins hung from strings
Cardboard backgrounds, and our flaky cops are running these towns?
Zippers up and down their back (slows) 50 foot women are on the attack! Charlie get my gun rack!
Look out behind you! (pause) It's a monster invasion! (pause)Going to infest us! (pause) With their population!
The world is ending! (pause) At the hands of a three toed eyeball!
What can be done? Let's go hide in the mall.
But we can't hide! They're far too smart for us!
Our limited intelligence makes them put up this huge fuss!
And who but them would think, hiding in a graveyard is really dumb?
That's why they're after us, and we're stuck fast in their gloopy space gum.
Pointless complex equations, proving once and for all we're doomed
Simple human emotions exemplified ten folds by rays from the moon.
That's all I got done, and nowadays I'm too lazy to finish it. What do you guys think? Have any suggestions? Any lines you'd like to add in? Anyone willing to actually make this song?
-Scottie-
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