Movies you just hate

[Brian Ringler]

Neville wrote:

> My personal hate would be Chuck Norris. There's not a single
> film of his I have enjoyed at all, he can't act and the...
> uhm... content beyond the action is often  sickening.

One time I was at a local punk show and I made a comment about chuck norris and this guy came up to me bragging to be related to him and had pictures to prove it.  He kept going on about it and didn't seem to notice that I couldn't care less.

The only movie off the top of my head that I can't stand is the matrix, the black ball of hate inside me grows whenever people praise that movie.  It also happens whenever other movies copy the matrix for any other reason than to make fun of it.  On the other hand, I do like the short video clip where fart sounds are put into scenes from the matrix.

[Mofo Rising]

I hate the movie Parents.

Other movies I dislike, or just can't stand, but PARENTS I hate.

Of course, I'm always tempted to throw it into the VCR.  Morbid curiousity possesses me to.  I actually made it through half an hour once before I had to take it out of the deck.

[BlackAngel]

Any G-rated movies, especially those tooth achingly sweet movies that involve pets and children.  If it doesn't have a shred of violence, it's unwatchable.
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Meteor Man  can kick Superman's ass

[Steve B]

Oh yeah...another movie would be KIDS.....that had to be illegal somehow...no way that could have been legal....i wanna beat the s**t out of the kid who lisps thru the whole movie!!

[Atomic Rich]

In no particular order:
Fifth Element
West Craven presents: They
Mesa of Lost Women
Roughly 6 hours I'd love to have back.

[Vermin Boy]

I dunno if this counts, but I refuse to watch Titanic on general principle. It just represents everything about movies that I utterly loathe.

[Funk, E.]

In my opinion that counts. I won't watch Spielberg films on general principle.

[Brother Ragnarok]

Steve, you're a man after my own heart.  I hate that movie and everyone involved should be thrown screaming from a helicopter or tied to a chair and beaten with a Viking war hammer.

Brother R

[K-Sonic]

The Original Japanese Godzilla is so much a better movie than the piece of s**t American version from '98.

Hell, even Raymond Burr gets injured (damn near killed!) in the '54 American Godzilla!

Broderick (a scientist who is in love with an airhead news reporter???) goes face to face with the lizard and doesn't react to any bad breath? Doesn't get eaten? Escapes death in a car that's being chomped on?

No one dies in the '98 version, its waaay too silly for an average minded man, sappy music plays when we first see Godzilla (at least the Japanese created a doom laden theme for the big G), the whole movie disgraces Godzilla in every way!

Godzilla's Revenge is on par with the '98 version.

Hell, even in the latest GMK: ALL MONSTERS ATTACK they poke much fun at the American version in sly ways. GMK may be one of the best of any Godzilla movie. Definately in the TOP 5!!!

[Vermin Boy]

I thought I picked up some of that backlash in Godzilla 2000, too. Godzilla's enemy looks strikingly similar to Deanzilla, and its spaceship is pretty remniscent of the Independence Day ship. I saw it as a nice gesture of "Screw you guys, we're taking him back!"

[BlackAngel]

Look for him in Bully.

[Haze]

Larry Clark is the apex of all evil to me. The movies he has unleashed on us is a travesty! Such would be the case of:

Kids
Bully
Teenage Caveman (the remake from 2000 I think)

He general perversion with teens naked is just sickening! I can't think of anyone else who should be beaten with a wooden stick while the rest of the world collectively takes a buncen burner to his privates and melds a ick me in the nuts sign  to his very place where we burn off his memeber and then we make him go searching for it while the rest of the world again hunts him down liek I dog while he tries to find his little monster.

[The Burgomaster]

I can barely sit through a theatrical trailer of any movie starring Adam Sandler.

Ditto for Paulie Shore.

As for an entire movie that I just hate? Anything starring any actor or actress who appeared in either BEVERLY HILLS 90210 or MELROSE PLACE.

[StatCat]

Any Japanese Godzilla (or even Kaiju in general) movie is better than G 98, period. I definitely hate that piece of garbage.

[michael shea]

have to be
the unbearable lightnes of being or whatever, didn't make it past the credits