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chris
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« on: January 22, 2003, 10:54:56 PM »

I'm not talking "Wow that chick was hot!" liked, but xxx films you enjoyed as a movie.  Most are made for one reason only, but I've seen a few actually good films (and in some cases really good films) that slipped through the cracks (pun intended).  Good ones are:
1.  Cafe Flesh (My favourite.  I think the movie would have suffered in it's indictment if it hadn't had the xxx scenes.  It would be like an anti-war movie with no war.)
2.  Party Doll A Go Go (same director as Cafe Flesh, but instead of damning the material he has fun with it.  Quite surreal)
3.  Thundercrack (Insane, totally insane)
4.  Caligula (What can I say?  You'll never see anything even close to this ever ever again)
5.  Texas Dildo Masquerade (Sex scenes were waaay too long, but it's obvious the director actually liked the film he was parodying.  Some scenes are almost shot for shot)
6.  Baise Moi (another one I like simply because of it's like nothing I've ever seen.  However, like Caligula I would be reluctant to call it a porn since it wasn't made purely for the raincoat crowd)
That's all I can think of, I'm not counting stuff like Shatter Dead that has a scene of hardcore sex, or the many porn documentaries that include xxx stuff.
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Funk, E.
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« Reply #1 on: January 22, 2003, 11:06:49 PM »

My wife reviewed porn for Blue Door.com and we saw some funny s**t! There was one about mozart. In one scene he's supposed to be playing the harpsicord while having sex see the music makes women loose control so in order to get any he has to be playing... f**king hysterical. There was a really cheese vampire on called Dracula Sucks. That was funny and you can forget the Alice in Wonderland Porno/musical... be afraid.
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Brother Ragnarok
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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2003, 12:25:23 AM »

I know it's a bit...mainstream for lack of a better word, but Flesh Gordon made me laugh my ass off.  How the hell do I go about finding that Texas Dildo flick.  I've read reviews for Dracula Sucks, and I'd like to see that one, too.

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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2003, 06:54:47 AM »

I rarely watch porn. Nothing against naked women, but after 10 minutes or so it bores me to death. However, I still remember (fondly) a Selena movie called "House of dreams", because it was the first one I ever saw.
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2003, 07:58:20 AM »

Was the sex scene in Shatter Dead really hardcore? I don't remember it being all that graphic. Maybe I got a cut-down version?

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« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2003, 11:39:10 AM »

There was a porno parody of Pokemon I rented once that was brilliant.
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2003, 12:20:12 PM »

Same here, but my favorites remain Taboo 1 and 2 (2 is my favorite of the two), as well as Debbie Does Dallas.  Night Dreams with Torri Welles was okay, and I remember Insatiable II fondly as well (just for the scenes with the sisters).

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« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2003, 01:09:28 PM »

I'm not huge into porn but I do admit that I, like the next guy, don't mind it in regular doses.

I love to watch DVD gangbangs that offer multi-angle stuff.

The viewing possibilities are endless.

If I'm gonna watch people screwin'  then I want it to be interactive!

LOL!!!




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Brother Ragnarok
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« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2003, 04:04:37 PM »

Heh heh heh...uh, guys, I think after ten minutes or so, porn bores EVERYONE, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

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BlackAngel
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2003, 04:25:37 PM »

Akira, tell me you live in NY. If you do, where in Times Square can I find it?

And, Although I didn't buy it, I saw they did a porn version of The Matrix, called the Metrix.
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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2003, 10:04:57 PM »

don't watch alot (not by choice, I just dont have the time these days)...but there's one that stands out as a great movie, let alone an adult movie. It's called CHLOE (aka CHLOE: THE STORY OF A SEX ADDICT). It's pretty powerful stuff. If it was toned down/edited, it'd be something I'd recommend to people.
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« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2003, 12:35:11 AM »

>uh, guys, I think after ten minutes or so, porn bores EVERYONE, if you know what
>I mean and I think you do.

You have to pace yourself, if you know what I mean, and I think you do. :)

Gee, where's Paquita, I figured this would be her favorite thread!
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« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2003, 10:48:58 AM »

OK honestly any porn from the seventies basically rules. They have it all! Amazing story lines, the funkiest soundtracks on the planet, cool dudes in flares and big moustaches and foxy chicks with big hair and even bigger underwear afros! It doesn't get better than that!

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« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2003, 05:04:12 PM »

Anything starring Ron Jeremy. I laugh just looking at that guy.
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Sam
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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2003, 01:15:24 AM »

Candy, pure comedy. Especially when she found out what she was doimg to her dad. I forgot the name of my other favorite one but, it had this hysterical scene  of a stepfather and a stepdaughter that was pretending to be asleep.
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