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Shoulda , coulda, woulda, but didn't!!!

Started by BlackAngel, January 24, 2003, 12:29:12 AM

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BlackAngel

I'm thumbing through the pages of Maxim just now and I was reading the Movie Secrets article.  There was this side bar/quiz about actors and the roles that came this close to getting.  Some of  which makes some sense, while others will make you scratch your head.  Let's put these in bed and see if R. Kelly will sleep with them (lol):

1. Stephen Baldwin could of been Jack Traven in Speed (that could of worked)

2. Christopher Walken could of been Han Solo in Star Wars ( I don't think so)

3. O. J. Simpson could of been The Terminator (well, ever since that double homicide...)

4. Kyle MacLachlan could of been Chris in Platoon (I could see that)

5. Burt Reynolds could of been Michael Corleone in the Godfather (I don't think so either)

6. Chris O'Donnell could of been Agent J in MIB (maybe)

7. Michelle Pfeiffer could of been Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs ( hell yeah)

8. Milla Jovovich could of been Natalie in Charlie's Angels (and still shaking no ass to Sir Mix-a-lot's Baby Got Back.  Hey, I like big butts, and I cannot lie.)

Any b***hes, gripes, etc.?
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Vermin Boy

The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle, the Sex Pistols' feature film, was originally slated to be directed by Russ Meyer. My head swims just contemplating what that might have been like.

Also, One-Eyed Jacks was originally going to be written by Sam Pekinpah and directed by Stanley Kubrick, but both were fired because Marlon Brando wanted to try his hand at writing and directing. Imagine being in the position where you can just casually kick off two of the most legendarily intimidating filmmakers of all time just to indulge a wish like that.

-Vermin Boy

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raj

And of course, Ronald Reagan was originally slated for Humphrey Bogart's role in Casablanca*  Imagine if Bogie then decided to get into politics.  Bogie as president, and Lauren Bacall as First Lady.  yowzah!


* I think that is somewhat of an urban legend, but still. . .

Scott0

Martin Sheen could have been Fredo in the Godfather. And James Caan could have been cast as Michael. Watch the extras in the DVD to get some cool stuff.

Scottie

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The Burgomaster

Stephen Baldwin can screw up just about any role . . .

Christopher Walken is cool, but he's no Han Solo . . .

OJ Simpson is a worse actor than Arnold . . .

Kyle M. - something about his hairstyle bothers me . . .

Burt Reynolds would have made a terrible Michael Corleone, but he would have been better than either Robert Redford or Ryan O'Neal (who were also up for the role) . . .

Chris O'Donnell . . . should have played Spider-Man instead of wasting his time as Robin . . .

Milla J . . . she could be good as one of the Angels . . .

Other "almosts" include Michael Sarrazin as Joe Buck in MIDNIGHT COWBOY, Jmaes Caan as Rocky Balboa in ROCKY and Frank Sinatra as DIRTY HARRY
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

Fearless Freep

I think Cary Grant was originally supposed to play Rhett in "Gone With The Wind" and he made a quip that if Clarke Gable wanted to throw away his career on that one he was welcome to it.

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BlackAngel

Joe said:

Chris O'Donnell...shoudle played Spider-Man instead of wasting his time as Robin...

I've been saying that ever since that movie was a fantasy in every comic book fanboys' head.  Glad I'm not the only one.
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Vermin Boy

Just remembered an amazing one: A Clockwork Orange was originally concieved as a vehicle for the Rolling Stones (I imagine they'd be the droogs, with Mick as Alex), with Ken Russell set to direct.

-Vermin Boy

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Susan

Robert Redford, Steve McQueen and Paul Newman all turned down a $4 Million contract offer to play the lead in "Superman". Christopher Reeve, who wasn't well known, took the part for a mere $250,000.


Tom Selleck was originally cast as Indiana Jones, but was committed to Magnum P.I. and didn't take the part.


Scotty Xtreme

I heard that Jeffrey Combs was one of the choices for Commander Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation.  As much as I like Combs, I just couldn't see him in that part.

Fearless Freep

Peirce Brosnan was to succeed Roger Moore as James Bond but had "Remington Steele" commitments so it went to Timothy Dalton for a few movies
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Vermin Boy

Similarly, I'm pretty sure Moore was the first choice for Bond in Dr. No, but had The Saint commitments.

-Vermin Boy

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Pete B6K

'Suburban Commando', the Hulk Hogan film was originally meant for Arnie and Danny DeVito, but they decided to make 'Twins' and the meathead was brought in.

Pete

Deej

supposedly both Sinatra and John Wayne turned down Dirty Harry, and Elvis was considered for the Midnight Cowboy role.

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DJ

Evan3

I know all about the Han Solo thing. First, It was Walkens. When he gave up the role, Richard Dreyfus was according to George Lucas the best for the role.

Thats right, Mr. Holland was going to be Han Solo.

Harrison Ford, was actually helping to build the set of Star Wars since he was originally a carpenter. Lucas decided to hold open auditions for the role and, no surprise beat out Dryfuss and started his career.

Dont feel bad for Dreyfus theough, when he was cut out of this, he made a little film called Jaws.

And Walken, well, I hear he was in Annie Hall for 2 seconds.

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