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Fearless Freep
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« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2003, 05:14:13 PM »

I'll have to re-watch it, my memories seem a bit dim on that one


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« Reply #31 on: January 28, 2003, 05:35:22 PM »

"I don't see any generals here... All I see are fools!" Jackie Chan, Fantasy Mission Force

"Come on, man, we gotta do something. We haven't done anything since last night. Let's get some money. Let's do something. Let's ball it up." Etc., etc., etc. From Rat Pfink A Boo Boo

Just about the entire script of Plan 9.


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« Reply #32 on: January 28, 2003, 05:47:39 PM »

How about the dialogue during the "Egg Man" scene in PINK FLAMINGOS? I'm not sure if it's bad dialogue or bad acting (or both).


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« Reply #33 on: January 28, 2003, 06:08:39 PM »

“Inspector Clay is dead, murdered, and somebody’s responsible.” – Duke Moore in Plan 9 From Outer Space

“This morning I had long conversations with him on the phone earlier in the day.” – The Bearded Guy in Jail Bait

“To be like the hu-man. To love like the hu-man” – Ro-Man in Robot Monster

“Bevare of ze big, green dragon zat sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys.” – Bela Lugosi in Glen or Glenda

“There is no way out of here. It will be dark soon. There is no way out of here.” – Torgo in Manos

“I take care of the place while the MASSSter is away.” – Torgo in Manos

“The ever beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hands were only to become the lost roses of her cheeks.” – Criswell in Plan 9

“Monsters to be pitied! Monsters to be despised!” – Criswell in Night of the Ghouls

WOMAN: Why does Godzilla keep protecting us?
MAN: Maybe it is because Godzilla is inside each one of us.
- Godzilla 2000

“Let me give you a little advice, Mitchell: Watch out for falling rocks” – Martin Balsam in Mitchell

“Mah mah mah mah Mitchell, what would your mother think?” – Hoyt Axton in Mitchell

LITTLE BROTHER: You really like Godzilla.
KEN: Superman beats them all.
-Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster
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« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2003, 06:48:01 PM »

From The Producers.
Woman: Oh, will you shut up?
Franz Liebkin : You shut up! I am Ze Author, i out rank you!"


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« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2003, 08:35:46 PM »

"Here's your mucus"

"I'd p**s on a spark plug if I thought'd do any good"

"I'm going as fast as I can, all this s**t's labelled in German!"

"Don't kill anyone until we get back to you."
-The Lost Boys
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« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2003, 08:52:52 PM »

hmmmm...... so many quotes, so little time.....

"I was going to expose you!"
"I I choose to expose myself."
"Please, there are ladies present!"


and as for Heathers, I'm surprised no one's mentioned this one:

"Don't they have a "no fags allowed" rule in the cafeteria?"
"Well, I guess they have an open-door policy for a**holes, don't they?"

and my personal fave, from Roadhouse, during the final fight scene where the guy has Patrick Swazye in a headlock and he whispers:

"I used to f**k guys like you in prison!"

Laughed for days at that one...
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2003, 06:14:49 AM »

"Take that, you dinosaur!" from GODZILLA VS, KING GHIDORAH
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« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2003, 11:45:49 AM »

I just remembered a good thing to do with movie quotes.   Here 's a site where you can Hawkingise any text (30 word limit).  Dolemite quote's seem to work best so far.

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« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2003, 01:56:40 PM »

"Ladies and gentlemen, don't panic.  There's a herd of killer rabbits headed this way."

Night of the Lepus

Gives me fits, but then I may be easily amused.

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« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2003, 09:44:04 PM »

"How're those maggots?"
"Maggots Michael, you're eating maggots. How do they taste?"
-The Lost Boys

"Everything was fine until the containment unit was turned off by Dickless here."
"Is this true?"
"Yes, this man has no dick."

"When they want to give the universe an enema, this is where they stick the nozzle."
-Saturn 3

"Dead or alive, you are coming with me."

"He'll find her, that's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him. He'll wade through you, reach down her throat and pulling her f*cking heart out!"

"So doc, is Reese crazy?"
"In medical terminology... He's a loon!"

"I've got a trig midterm in the morning and I'm being chased by Guido, the killer pimp!"
-Risky Business
« Reply #41 on: February 03, 2003, 03:32:17 PM »

"In one year and a day you will be dead" The Beast (Equinox)

"I'm going to give to you that your mother didnt, your death" Death Sport
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« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2003, 08:06:48 AM »

One of the worst lines I've heard is in species when Forest Whittacker walks into the room with the seriously dead guy and says "I sense something bad has happened here" WELL DONE!!!

For the funniest lines I would have to go for Hot Shots or Airplane.

" When I look at you men I wish I was 20 years younger... and a woman."

" Surely you can't be serious.
   Of course I'm serious... and don't call me Shirley."


Gentlemen. You can't fight in here. This is the War Room!
~ President Merkin Muffley in "Dr. Strangelove"
« Reply #43 on: February 04, 2003, 10:17:33 AM »

Favorite lines from "BAD MOVIES"

Last time I checked the ones you quoted from weren't considered bad.
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« Reply #44 on: February 04, 2003, 11:27:36 AM »

From "Tank Girl" (1995)

Donner: Wanna dance?
Jet Girl: I don't know how.
Donner: It's okay, I brought the condoms!

Tank Girl: Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry s**t continues just shoot me now please. (After being captured by Malcolm McDowell and subjected to several lines of poetry).

From "Knock Off" (1998)

Tom Hendricks (Rob Schneider): What?! There are knock-off artists in Hong Kong?! I don't believe it!

Jean Claude Van Damme: I must take this jeans out! They are going to explode!

From "Judge Dredd" (1995)

Herman Ferguson (Rob Schneider): 5 years? But I had to, they were killing each other in there!
Judge Dredd (Sly): You could have gone out the window.
Herman Ferguson: 40 floors!? It would of been suicide!
Judge Dredd: Maybe, but it's legal
Herman Ferguson: I am alive! I am alive!
(Judge Dredd appears from nowhere)
Oh, and so are you.

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